Liu Kang W/ Kitana: My Girlfriend Is The Best Woman There Is!

Liu Kang w/ Kitana: My girlfriend is the best woman there is!

Johnny w/ Sonya: Uh, excuse me?? I have THE BEST wife on Earthrealm!

Bi-Han w/ Sareena: You are both wrong. My beautiful Sareena is the best girl!

Kano w/ Zoey who is obviously best wife:

When’s the gangbang session?

These two show up in your room what do you do

Me:

I crave... Norstic NSFW

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He’s doing the Impure World Ressurection Jutsu hand signs from Naruto

So is no one gonna talk about the fact that Revenant is a fucking weeb?

the ideal date night for Kano and Zoey in as much detail as possible.

Okay, I completely forgot to get this out of my drafts so here ya are, nonny!

99% of the time, they just chill at home and watch whatever they like, it’s a bit rare they get time to just go out somewhere for a date thanks to their work (that and she knows Kano isn’t a big fan of getting fancied up)

Home date night, the two are cuddled up to each other on the couch (her on top and him under her) and watching a movie, having a couple beers and Zoey even starts kissing his chest and neck while he rubs at her back gently. Ever so often they switch positions for maximum comfort and Kano is always big spoon no matter what Zoey says

Eventually, Kano gets really handsy and starts squeezing her boobs while kissing her neck sexually. Zoey was actually the one to start this since she was rubbing her butt against his groin and nearly gave him a boner

Kano initiates the foreplay by turning her over and kissing her deeply while his hand does his magic on her lower area. Oh and there is a lot (like, a LOT) of tongue involved with their kisses while his hand is already in her pants

Depending on how long they’ve been cuddling or how much they’ve been drinking, Kano can go from nice lovemaking to full on fucking, there is no inbetween for him.

Kabal once walked in on Zoey giving Kano a blowjob and he leaned immediately not to interrupt their date night again, except now it was Erron’s turn and he saw Kano eating Zo out on the couch (and Kabal even warned him about it but the cowboy didn’t listen and got what he deserved)

They also swear the couch was about a foot from where it was initially placed along with the one side table

The guys can still hear the two fucking like rabbits upstairs and they tried turning up the TV volume all the way up but good lord, Zoey makes more noise than Kano does and the guys think they’ll have to call in a repair guy to fix the hole by their bed

On their rare out of the house date nights, the two just go to a bar or a club and dance with each other. Bonus that they get super close to each other on the show dances or even get hella sexual at points

They’re both too drunk to walk out drive home and just get a hotel room for the night at a nearby hotel. Not a bad idea, right?

Well, let’s just say there were a lot of complaints at the front desk the next morning about a room making excess noise and disturbing everyone’s sleep thanks to a certain cyber Australian and a half demon Roma Scottish woman (Oh and there was a hole in the wall where their bed is)

Okay bye.