Zoey: Does Any Of This

Zoey: does any of this

Bruno: realizing the woman of his dreams who can beat his ass is the hottest thing on the planet

Bruno x Zoey HC: When A Villager Gets a Bad Vision

A villager requests a vision from Bruno about the future of a particular event (up to your imagination), but when Bruno and Zoey do the vision in his tower, he sees just how bad the vision turns out

He practically begs Zoey to give the villager their vision with him because of the trauma from all the backlash he got in the past over bad visions. She agrees and goes with him by his side

He knew it would happen because when they explained the vision to the best of their ability, the villager began to yell at Bruno specifically, getting closer to his face the more they yelled at him before Zoey steps in between them

Bruno grips onto Zoey’s jacket the more anxious he gets from the yelling while moving with her whenever the villager tries to get near him

Zoey isn’t stupid as she can tell this was making Bruno even more emotional so she keeps standing strong before she intervenes

“Wha’ made ye think wha’ he saw was gonna be wha’ ye wanted?” She would ask in a soft, passive aggressive tone of voice, knowing more yelling would just only make her beloved even more upset and anxious over something he can’t control

Zoey remains calm the entire time until the villager starts going for her for defending Bruno, a bad omen of the village as they would claim

She 100% uses her height to her advantage when she gets defensive for Bruno even to the point of bending down to their face and giving them her death glare

“Try me. Ah dare ya.”

“But—“

“Wha’ makes ye think ei’er you er him can control wha’ he can see in dae fut’re. A fut’re ye wanted. A vision… you. Asked for. Ei’er you accept dae fut’re ye asked for… or you can see wha’ kinda fut’re Ah can give ya.”

The villager knew they were gonna be fucked if they pressed any further so they left, tail between heir legs

You bet your ass Zoey immediately turns to Bruno after she watches them leave and asks if he was alright while cupping his wet face and wiping away the tears, noticing how stressed, anxious and upset he was

Hugs him tightly, rocks him slowly, rubs his back, tells him how much she loves him, and that he can’t control what he sees while letting him cry into her shirt to let the stress out from that

“I’m sorry, mi vida. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I’m sorry I got you involved...”

“No, dearie. Ye knew it woul’ happen again. Ah jes’ only did wha’ Ah knew best. I’m jes’ glad yer okay, mo chridhe.”

Bruno just knew he found the right person to help him get through all of this

Listen I’m a white as shit American from Russia myself but even I can tell you this is some racist ass shit right here

Tf made you think Latinos/Latinas/Latines (let alone those that are neurodivergent) can’t have sex

Dear Bruno Madrigal x Reader fandom,

If you write smut, this is for u, if u don’t, then ig still read this cuz it’s important

You guys are actually making me feel sick to my stomach. This is so fucked up

Zoey: Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a teardrop in his eye! Haste Ye Back, Me Lassie!

The Madrigals:

The Madrigals turning to Bruno:

Bruno eating an arepa:

Bruno: She basically just said, “Have a good long life, and hope you come back soon”

I’m not saying Zoey would buy Bruno this, but that’s exactly what I’m saying

Zoey and Bruno would be cuddling one night and since she has to take her prosthetic off, that would mean her nub is completely exposed. That also means Bruno would out of morbid curiosity touch it.

She normally doesn’t like it when people touch it, but she let him touch it since she trusted him, however, she still feels guilty for how she got it and would distract herself by playing with his hair. Though, they do make small talk out of it, and if he accidentally made it uncomfortable for her, he would change it to a more light hearted topic.

Bruno touching her scars: I don’t think you’ve ever told me how you got that?

Zoey: …

Bruno: …

Bruno: You don’t like talking about it, huh?

Zoey, sighing: Aye… No’ exac’ly somet’in’ Ah’m…

Bruno playing with her hair: You don’t have to talk about it if you’re not ready yet, mi vida