Cant Remember If I Ever Dropped Zoeys New Star Wars Look But Here She Is!

Can’t remember if I ever dropped Zoey’s new Star Wars look but here she is!

She’s half-Dathomirian Zabrak and half-Iridonian Zabrak, hence why she still has her hair just in a newer way (definitely not an excuse to give her an undercut /s), and stands at 5’10”, making her nimble and agile for combat

An ex-Jedi turned pirate, she still has her connection to the Force but is in a daily battle between the Light and the Dark; so safe to say despite them not being technically canon, she would be considered a Grey Jedi

Also wielder of a foldable double bladed lightsaber (that can also break off for duel wielding)

I’m just doing the Star Wars girlies, theys, and gays a service

I swear this wasn’t intentional, but the wives’ hair colors matched their husband’s skin color and tattoo colors

No I will not explain myself

Maul: What is with Val and calling you this… “babygirl?”

Savage: How about we stop talking for a while?

I know I got Star Wars brain rot, but now I also got ATSV brain rot because lemme tell you somethin’!

Spider Zoey and Miguel having a ton of disagreements and debates but everybody knows they’re flirting with each other

Miguel having the “No funny nicknames for me unless we’re close, and I’m keeping it that way”

Miles: “So why does Zoey get to call ya ‘Miggy’ but we can’t?”

Miguel: “How about you stop talking for a while.”

Spider Zoey showing Miguel Lego Spider Man and Plushy Spider Man out of sheer joy

Back and forth “Look at them” and “No” for about five minutes straight

Despite the two being from different universes, Miguel knows Spider Zoey’s supposed to be his canon event, but is so scared to get close to her and lose her like he did with his daughter

Spider Zoey, having her universe’s Scarlet Witch’s abilities due to a fusion calamity, would freak Miguel out by teleporting sometimes instead of using her webs because she feels like it

Miguel and Spider Zoey lowkey teaching each other Spanish or Scots Gaelic

Miguel almost killing Spider Zoey for hacking his watch to set everyone’s morning alarm or the Spider Society’s HQ PA system to be the base boosted version of “Scotland the Brave”

Spider Zoey being Miguel’s voice of reason

After a bad fight and Spider Zoey leaves the room in tears, Miguel acts as if it didn’t effect him when in reality, Lyla knows he felt horrible making her cry

He won’t realize just how much he loved Spider Zoey until the two of them get into a bad fight with an anomaly and he yelled at her for putting herself in danger like that

“Why deh fuck d’you bloody care abou’ me all ova sudden?!”

“Because I’m in love with you, maldito idiota!”

Zoey staring at him with wide eyes in realizing why he kept lushing her away like that as he kept ranting on him being so stupid before she shuts him up with a kiss

“Coulda jes’ told me… amadan.”

The whole Spider Society placing bets on who kissed who first or who confessed to who first

The Arachkids definitely started it

The Spider Society definitely didn’t find a huge screen projector to see it all happen in real time

Mix of either cheers or groans of defeat sounding throughout the HQ as a result