Figured Out I Was Somewhere On The Aromantic Spectrum And Suddenly All My Hatred Of Harem Fics, Fast

Figured out I was somewhere on the aromantic spectrum and suddenly all my hatred of harem fics, fast burns, and romantic relationship fics that are nothing like friendships makes a whole lotta sense.

What a thing to write about on Valentine's day.

What do you mean, the audio is not available in my location?

What? Is it the sound of a secret song hidden from the rest of the world, except this one location? Could it be the forbidden sound of the drums of liberation??

Tell me! What are your secrets, oh siren songs only few are privy to, if only for the resistance they have gained against your alluring nature throughout the generations.

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

Deku: I fell asleep and then woke up to Iida screaming at me. It was very disorienting. Turns out I sleep dialed him.

Iida: I thought you were dying!

Deku: Turns out I also have sleep apnea….

Iida: I was afraid he got kidnapped. Then I heard him snoring and was relieved. But then he stopped breathing and I was terrified again! I had to wake him up!

Aizawa: Ok, I get it. But how did the fire start?

Deku: Todoroki came running because he thought someone was being attacked.

Aizawa: *sigh*

Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what’s wrong and what’s right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!