Alligator Tears

Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

The Sillies

Fic writers! Pspspspsps

The Blue Exorcist has so much potential for good fics... Too bad the fandom is so small.

Look at the material we've got!

Play with religion

The outcast MC - because of course

The corrupt organization on the good guys' side - the same organization that suppresses the MC bc they're scared of him

The evil parent - kept as a secret from the MC

The dead parent

The dead parental figure - hello trauma

Even the Evil twin! - well sorta but I think it counts

The angsty-ness of "found friends for the first time ever, but they found out about my dark secret and now are avoiding me".

The poor MC trope

Execution threats for the MC

An animal(-ish?) companion

MC has a tail and fangs (+ other animal-like/demon-like characteristics)

The " Something was considered evil before the MC befriended it"

You even have the hair color change thing

Probably more things I can't think of because I forgot about them xd

I mean, let's look at the popular tropes you can play around with!

Play with religion the way the show/anime hasn't yet

The MC forms a third side of the war

The war hero/veteran trope - for time travel fics especially

Found family

Toxic people cut off (+ new friends)

World building possibilities

New interpretations of the MC's powers

Morally ambiguous MC

More I can't remember

And like, I would write a fic for it, but I just want to read something atm xdxd

(unsubtly trying to influence ppl to write fics through social media - *ahem*)

I think Bakugou would kill for a lot of people but the only person he would die for without hesitation is Izuku and I think Izuku would die for a lot of people but the only person he would kill for without hesitation is Kacchan