How Am I THE BAD GUY HERE.

How am I THE BAD GUY HERE.

Maybe it’s good that I got kicked from the group chat considering the LAST BARBEQUE YOUR DEMON BOY TOY told us the way we cooked our meat was “inneficient because the fire was set too low” and then started throwing fire at the grill and it started burning down the place!!

Uncle Joel’s house still has scorch marks!!

Guys we need to finally talk about this.

CANCEL THE GREEN NINJA!

He has been sexist for the longest time

“if I see a girl in here I’m gonna go ballistic”

Now that’s sexist because he doesn’t think women can climb trees

“She’s a princess they’re all the same”

WOWWW. He hates women in powerful positions.

“Aspheera is attacking Ninjago!”

Okay she is NOT ATTACKING NINJAGO JUST SENSEI WU. WHEN A WOMAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY THROW HER IN PRISON, WHEN A MAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY LET THEM MOVE INTO MY COUSINS APARTMENT TO DEVELOP HOMOEROTIC RELATIONS.

#CANCELGREENNINJA

GUYS DO NOT SHOPLIFT IN NINJAGO I JUST GOT BEAT UP BY A NERD AND A CATGIRL. THEY DANGLED ME OVER A DRAGON.

NOT WORTH IT PAY THE 28 NINJARBUCKS

I shoplift so much in ninjago city.

Every week there’s a crazy attack and then the lightning ninja comes in and shuts off the entire power grid with his powers.

This shuts off all the cameras and I just grab tons of toilet paper.

I poop good now, thank you ninja.

I’m so excited to see the Royal Blacksmiths perform tonight in ninjago city!! It’s so nice to hear songs that aren’t the weekend whip, sometimes it feels like it’s the only song in the city!

Guys I’m concerned about Jay and Nya getting together.

When they freak it do they electrocute the plumbing system??

haha why is the sky purple?

Guys is it considered proshipping if I ship the great devourer with Wojira?