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The death of Radzville puts me into a grief even surpassing the failure of ARMS (the videogame). Sure, both ARMS and Radzville weren’t THAT popular, but they’re both really fun! It’s all so fricking tragic. Never forget. At least Min min made it into Smash

so apparently

so apparently tumblr doesn’t even have a Radzville community, devastating to me. Which means that nobody knows about the danools. It is now my mission to explain what a Danool is to you. You know how every children’s mmo had like, an iconic pet or something? Or at least club penguin was really big and had iconic pets (the puffles). Danools are basically that with kind of more of a neopets appeal. There was all sorts of Danools, including (but not limited to):

Regular Danool

Buff Danool

Dark Danool

Starnool ( AKA Star Danool)

Spacenool (AKA Space Danool)

Alienool (AKA Alien Danool)

Robonool (AKA robot Danool)

Science Danool

Fancy Danool

Cactus Danool

and many more, etc etc…

there was even a Danool bestiary, giving facts and even small lore about these lovable creatures and their connection to Radzville. Anyways, that’s the lesson for today.

Heyo

you guys ever played Goldthorn. pretty good doom-like. False Prophet is still so frickin' hard to beat though, I'm surprised that they've made such a difficult (albeit rewarding and fun) doom experience when it's usually a blast about tearing everything in your way. It reminds me of Shrine 1 and 2 by Scumhead (cool free game). heavy Chrisitianity in it too, so that's cool.

Heyo

you guys ever played Goldthorn. pretty good rpg. False Prophet is still so frickin' hard to beat though, I'm surprised that they've made such a cool dark game. It reminds me of Shrine 1 and 2 by Scumhead on its vibes (cool free boomer shooter game). heavy Chrisitianity in it too, so that's cool.

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Okay but what if our ancestors lied to us, like come on, how bad can garlic be? I will conduct an experiment brb I'll keep you guys updated

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I just had a dream where my cat got into my eyeshadow and I posted it on tumblr saying “My cat got into my 7-year-old Claire’s eyeshadow” and the attached pic was of my cat with a completely golden sparkly muzzle and then I woke up the next morning and there was a news article saying “17-year-old tumblrer Bunzy shocked over becoming famous overnight due to now world-known post” and I checked my tumblr and everything else I had posted had like 3 notes but that one post had like 10,000,000,000,000,000 notes and I was the most famous person on tumblr.

Here are the things that are wrong with that:

I don’t have Claire’s eyeshadow

I don’t have 7-year-old eyeshadow

I don’t even think I wore eyeshadow or any makeup 7 years ago

My only gold eyeshadow is almost out and there’s not enough in there to cover his whole fat face

My cats are too stupid to open the eyeshadow that I do have

The cat in the dream isn’t around anymore

I don’t look at the news

wtf is the name “tumblrer” is that like YouTuber but for tumblr

I’m not 17

It’s not possible to get that many notes on a post

There’s no way that would happen

FUCK YEAH, NEW ALBUM DROPPED CANT WAIT TO LISTEN TO THIS BANGER

the trouble is, you think you have time. 

GONCHAROV (1973)  dir. Martin Scorsese 

following my reblog blog? what are you, stalking me? 🤨🤨🤨

(satire)

I’m in your walls

I uh. I let AIs generate pictures for all the Dimension 20 campaigns I've seen and then set them as Penguin Classic covers

i can't watch movies containing naval warfare for the same reason some horse lovers can't watch historic war movies where horses get shot

yes, i know the cannonballs aren't real. yes, i understand the ships are only pretending to sink. and yet, I am distress

Wait yea, I’ll try to send a messenger dragon over to you. I actually live in that city and the whole situation was crazy, we didn’t know we had a Jade princess until like 4 years ago!

Guys we need to finally talk about this.

CANCEL THE GREEN NINJA!

He has been sexist for the longest time

“if I see a girl in here I’m gonna go ballistic”

Now that’s sexist because he doesn’t think women can climb trees

“She’s a princess they’re all the same”

WOWWW. He hates women in powerful positions.

“Aspheera is attacking Ninjago!”

Okay she is NOT ATTACKING NINJAGO JUST SENSEI WU. WHEN A WOMAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY THROW HER IN PRISON, WHEN A MAN ATTACKS NINJAGO THEY LET THEM MOVE INTO MY COUSINS APARTMENT TO DEVELOP HOMOEROTIC RELATIONS.

#CANCELGREENNINJA

haha why is the sky purple?

oh my god people are alive. I hear people above me

They’re saying stuff like “I thought you would leave me if I told you my powers, I do need you” BLAH BLAY BLAH

IM TRAPPED IN THE TRASH LET ME OUTT

haha why is the sky purple?

I’m so excited to see the Royal Blacksmiths perform tonight in ninjago city!! It’s so nice to hear songs that aren’t the weekend whip, sometimes it feels like it’s the only song in the city!

Guys is it considered proshipping if I ship the great devourer with Wojira?

I’m so glad I’m out of school every time I ask them “hey what year did the Serpentine war happen?” They just look at me confused.

I’m a normal guy who walks around with people who can bend the fabric of reality and I can’t ask questions?

Guys I’m concerned about Jay and Nya getting together.

When they freak it do they electrocute the plumbing system??

Guys I keep running into people from metalonia but have never seen it on the map.

Am I being pranked???

Is it real?

I shoplift so much in ninjago city.

Every week there’s a crazy attack and then the lightning ninja comes in and shuts off the entire power grid with his powers.

This shuts off all the cameras and I just grab tons of toilet paper.

I poop good now, thank you ninja.