Cuddling Headcanons For Judgement, Justice And Lucifer From Helltaker.

Cuddling headcanons for Judgement, Justice and Lucifer from Helltaker.

I was in the progress of playing Second Circle but my laptop committed fucking seppuku so it's gonna be a while longer before I get back to it. Fuck it, we ball.

Judgement:

-Getting Judgment of all people to cuddle with you is going to quickly prove to be quite the task. She doesn't really know how to drop the high prosecutor mask anymore.

-It's gonna take some time to wear down at it, even after you're already in a relationship with her. She wants to be more intimate, she really does, but her pride and stubbornness just get in the way so much.

-You're gonna have to pick up on the cues that she's really comfortable around you. It'll take a while and they're pretty damn hard to spot but they'll still be there. You'll have to make the first move though as you usually do.

-As soon as you come out and say it the cracks in Judgement's shell will start to really show before she ends up nervously agreeing, though only if you're asking to sleep together with her so she has an excuse to do so.

-Despite the cold gray tone of her skin she's actually quite warm, and soft underneath all the battle equipment when she takes it off. She will have to keep her hair out of your face though with how long it is.

-She's clearly a tad uncomfortable with being vulnerable, however once you wake up the next morning she's unusually still asleep when she's normally the first to wake up and spooning you tightly to her body. You definitely need to do this more often.

Justice:

-Justice is practically the opposite of her successor. She's cool and confident, and that translates into a relationship pretty well. The Awesome Demon's down for practically anything.

-You probably don't even need to ask her. Once she's close enough to you, which probably won't be very long, she's gonna just start pulling you close to her when you're sitting down together watching TV or something (Well, 'watching' with quotation marks in her case).

-No matter how nervous you might be when she first does it, it soon eventually just becomes a natural, unconscious thing that happens. Justice just has a way of making you feel at ease with her.

-She'll be fine with toning it down with company around if that's not really your thing but when she has her way, your arms are going around each other as you just sit/lie down doing whatever. You're pretty much attached when she's in a cozy mood.

-You should probably take her glasses off though when you two go to bed, she can turn and toss around sometimes and you don't need them getting broken. She's blind so sometimes she can just forget that they're there when she's about to sleep.

Lucifer:

-The CEO of Hell herself is surprisingly alright with cuddling, at least once you've earned her affection enough. Depending on how you met that can take a varying amount of time.

-You'll have to appeal to the side of her that wants to be in charge all the time, probably asking her to cuddle you instead of you doing it together. Your word choice here matters a lot. Make it seem like she'd be doing it for you.

-She'll...dote on you in a somewhat derogatory way, that's really the most accurate way to put it, at least at the start before she truly warms up to you. She'll accept, if her S/O is truly that needy for her attention.

-Don't even try to be the big spoon, it's not going to affect her. She probably won't even notice unless you ask, to which you'll get a very tentative no. She's in charge, even in something as inconsequential as snuggling up to her S/O.

-She'll at least give you all the attention you need. She just finds you oddly adorable in her arms like this, for a normal human at least. Don't expect to be getting up anytime soon.

-Huge ara ara vibes from her to be honest. Though she won't go much further down the intimacy rabbit hole, you'll have to earn that. For now though she's perfectly content having her cute little human cuddled up to her like this like a pet. At least that's the impression she seems to be trying to give you.

If it helps any, at least your reasons for not liking RWBY make sence. Better then just saying 'I hate it' and not actually explaining why or just hating it for dumb reasons.

This was certainly not how I expected to spend my day on Tumblr lmao. It was...a surprisingly refreshing change of pace. I do have a soft spot for angering idiots over the internet, it's surprisingly good stress relief. Watching stupidity is very amusing. Should probably get back to writing right about now though.

"I'm a writer"

So am I. I say RWBY has well-written women.

Checkmate.

Here's the difference between you and I, anon: the fact that I have to call you that.

I can't tell how good or bad of a writer you are because you're so lacking in self-esteem that you refuse to show who you are while my entire writing catalogue is right here for you to view all you want. Not exactly fair, is it? You can't say that you're a writer and thus qualified to give good opinions on other writing without even showing any of yours and expect to win an argument on this sort of matter.

In fact, contrary to what you might think, I actually watched rwby, foolishly holding out hope that the writers would get their heads out of their asses and become competent, however that's too much to ask from a company that's so lost in liberal rhetoric that they sacrifice quality for cheap representation that's not even written well while actively going against the deceased creator's wishes.

Also you roasted me saying I should stay in my own lane with my body pillows while the writer of the show you love so much looks like this.

This is a grown ass man with a body pillow of a 17 year old based on the design of Ruby it is. Is this really the kinda dude whose writing you wanna be a fan of?

And if you really wanna have a discussion about rwby's writing that bad, my DMs are open. If you really had solid arguments on how rwby's characters are well-written, you'd have a discussion with me there instead of harassing me for being able to admit rwby as a show is fundamentally flawed. Don't throw shit like an ape while refusing to back your own opinions like an intelligent human being and either screw off or stop spewing ruckus that you're not really about. Your choice.

If I said what was on my mind when thinking about these two somehow vying for me at the same time Tumblr would instantly smite me off the face of the earth istfg.

Hello, if you like Nova's blog you may know me as chef anon. I figured since Nova's requesting I could try as well. So if possible I'd like to request Nine and Kokonoe having a mother daughter rivalry about the reader. I think it'd be interesting since they are very contrasting in terms of what makes them attractive.

Glad to have you over Chef Anon, I hope you enjoy!

Now! Your Wish Is My Command!

You are either the single most luckiest being in all of the world.

Or, the one that god likes to beat the shit out of the most.

Have fun figuring out which one is which while these two pink haired devils are making your life some unholy amalgamation of agony and bliss, heaven and hell, and pain and pleasure.

Kokonoe is sharp as a razor, snarky, not above being petty, and is, without a doubt, almost always the smartest person in a room.

She likes to pretend she’s always in control, that she has everything planned out down to the variable. 

Yet, the second things go off the rails… she scrambles to either get things back under her thumb or crush what caused things to go haywire in the first place.

She’s like… lightning in a bottle.

But Nine…

God, what to even say?

She’s a firestorm, a whirlwind of emotion and passion that burns as hot as the sun.

Nine will laugh with you as quickly as she’ll burn someone to a crisp for crossing her path.

And that’s just their personalities, not even getting into their bodies.

And on that topic… wow…

Their bodies… could drive a saint to sin…

Kokonoe’s lithe body, the almost permanent smirk, her long hair that she could use like a veil to keep your prying eyes away from her, the two tails that always show what she’s feeling with their languid swipes from side to side almost hypnotizing you, her cat like ears that look so sinfully soft… not to mention her other assets.

She may not be as blessed as her mother in the chest, ass, or thighs but what she does have is perfect on her.

Everything is just barely more than your hand can completely hold and it is all as soft and plush as velvet.

Besides, don’t you know? Too much excess is a bad thing.

So why don’t you go with her?

The old woman has already had her day after all.

She wouldn’t be here if she didn’t.

That’s what Kokonoe said to entice you to her.

Nine on the other hand? She merely laughed at these immature jabs.

Then again, what should she expect?

Kokonoe was rather immature after all.

And while many words could be used to describe Nine, immature is not one of them.

Not looking like she does.

Curves in all the right places, the same smirk her daughter inherited, the same long pink hair though Nine’s was far more wild and frames her enchanting glowing yellow eyes perfectly with her inky black sclera only serving to heighten the contrast.

Not to mention, her chest, thighs, and ass.

Her entire body is venus like in its design, but those three areas?

Far, far, beyond that.

Much like the woman herself, they are all more than a handful, all of them overflowing between your fingers.

As only is right.

She’s Nine The Phantom, one of the six heroes.

She’s a woman of not only incredible standing and power, but beauty as well.

Not to mention she is far more mature than her little kitten of a daughter.

Give her a few decades to mature, then she can find her own partner.

You were her partner and that’s final.

And while she wouldn’t raise a hand to her daughter without good reason, she most definitely would get into a spat of words with her at the drop of a hat.

And you are the one caught in the middle of these two women like a fish between two cats.

Kokonoe, the head scientist of Sector Seven.

Nine The Phantom, former member of The Six Heroes.

Two of some of the most attractive women in the world are after you.

And it is heaven and it is hell.

Alright, I had no intentions of ever talking about rwby again on this blog, however in typical rwby fandom fashion, it always manages to come back. Someone revived the conversation on that original post and I feel morally obligated to share it because my children, it's time for a very important lesson. This is what might happen to you if you don't go out and touch enough grass. I'd post this to the rwde tag but that'd only get me in even more unnecessary trouble than it's worth.

And as expected, I of course got blocked after that last reply. What is it with rwby fans not being able to handle other people's opinions to the point that they block people over the internet who don't agree with them, let alone trying to judge who they are as people? And of course you gotta love how she uses a completely unrelated political issue to dodge my question about what we were supposed to be talking about because she didn't have an answer yet also didn't want to admit that her corporate overlords were fallible.

This my dear followers, is why you go outside.

Yet you're not backing your arguments up either. Just running your mouth in a poll

Total HTDM loser who believes their opinions are objective fact.

Eat shit.

Well neither are you so you can't exactly say anything. I could dedicate an entire blog if I wanted to specifically pointing out the issues in rwby's writing, however I have far better things to be doing with my time. Believe me though, I have a thousand things to say about the show's incompetent writing. And at least I'm not hiding behind the anonymous feature while doing so. Whether you realize it or not you're only making a fool of yourself.

My offer still stands about talking in DMs if you want to, I'm plenty willing to have a debate there. However you seem to make it apparent that you'd much rather talk shit anonymously in hopes to get a rise out of me. You are not only acting immaturely, but you're making yourself out to be an coward who has no real interest in acting like a decent human as well. You're spineless and you're seething over the fact that I'm not part of your precious echo chamber that glazes a company with such awful business and employment practices as rooster teeth until the end of time, just like every other RT bootlicker on the internet. You're no different than anyone else in your fandom I've met. Cry about it all you want, but until you show yourself with something actually worth someone's time to say, no one here is taking you seriously.

And in case I haven't made myself clear, this is the last time I'm going to be answering you because I'd rather not clog up my blog and spam my followers with shit they didn't come here for. Any further contact from you in my ask box will merely be shared outside this blog with friends and mutuals to be clowned on like you're so desperately asking for. Good day.