The Fact That I'm Attracted To Alu Acting Like This Is Concerning

The fact that I'm attracted to Alu acting like this is concerning

Kinda curious on how you would rank the escapeability of yandere Alucard, Anderson and the captain from hellsing

Captain: 20% at best

If he were ordered to let you go, then he may listen

But on your own, you have no chance

The only reason he would let you have any freedom would be if your health started declining

Even then he’d try to treat you himself first

You can’t run from him, and you can’t hide from him

The only way out is if you get lucky

Anderson: 10%

His is even lower because he would be too blinded to notice your health

The only possible way to escape him is if you get lucky and someone higher up in the church comes to your aid

They’d have to take you away and hide you

There’s no way you could escape on your own, he’s too strong and he knows you too well

Alucard: 0%

Especially after he ate Schrödinger

If you started having health issues he’d just turn you

You’re not going to get away from him

There’s nowhere for you to hide even if you did manage to escape

Not even Integra could order him to let you go

If she did, he’d make you a familiar, trapping you inside him forever

We would match eachothers freak

Bro has NO reason to be this freaky 😭🙏

i love when a man is fresh of getting his ass beat. it’s like a pregnancy glow

Couple goals

Good GOD

Ma'am, please calm down

darling, wake up— stop screaming, it’s me. darling, what does “ratioed” mean in the context of this internet communication I’ve just received? is it a taunt