She/they
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Couple goals
Good GOD
Ma'am, please calm down
Best thing I seen this morning.
@crocodile-i-guess
I would be violently rolling on the floor if I would go to a mission with Laura, I love her.
Laura isn't used to play support but she can (begrudgingly) assist if you're particularly bad at your job.
Wow
On Your Deathbed.
This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…
“Pick a god and pray” they said, and you did, praying to every god you knew. And as you did this a name popped into your mind, one you didn’t recognize, yet you prayed to them all the same. In response the air stood still, like even the world had forgotten their name.
Goals
there are no words for how often i think about this tweet
i love when a man is fresh of getting his ass beat. it’s like a pregnancy glow
Arthur's painting on the wall. Imagine they are doing the horizontal tango and your dead dad is staring at you from the wall.
Hellsing Ultimate episode; Flashbang Seras dont flash bang your parents about Diana conspiracies.
The fact that I'm attracted to Alu acting like this is concerning
Kinda curious on how you would rank the escapeability of yandere Alucard, Anderson and the captain from hellsing
Captain: 20% at best
If he were ordered to let you go, then he may listen
But on your own, you have no chance
The only reason he would let you have any freedom would be if your health started declining
Even then he’d try to treat you himself first
You can’t run from him, and you can’t hide from him
The only way out is if you get lucky
Anderson: 10%
His is even lower because he would be too blinded to notice your health
The only possible way to escape him is if you get lucky and someone higher up in the church comes to your aid
They’d have to take you away and hide you
There’s no way you could escape on your own, he’s too strong and he knows you too well
Alucard: 0%
Especially after he ate Schrödinger
If you started having health issues he’d just turn you
You’re not going to get away from him
There’s nowhere for you to hide even if you did manage to escape
Not even Integra could order him to let you go
If she did, he’d make you a familiar, trapping you inside him forever
We would match eachothers freak
Bro has NO reason to be this freaky 😭🙏
Is that a JoJo reference??
Couldn’t get that one frame from post time skip out of my head — she’s cosplaying!!!!!!
The frame in question:
like this is kinda cute how alucard imitated integra when he needed to look "good" or somewhat "beautiful" in his standard (like he intentionally dressed up even integra said he looked "different than usual") he looked so much like her here just inverted in colour palette 😭 as if tying their ties in the same style wasnt enough
I hate you Alucard, no-one can have bigger boobs than me
Alucard, my beloved 🙏🏻 just one chance pls
Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night
You know when
darling, wake up— stop screaming, it’s me. darling, what does “ratioed” mean in the context of this internet communication I’ve just received? is it a taunt
idk why everybody acts like boobs are so great most cannibals say theyre the worst part