You Show Me An Emotionally Stunted Charismatic Manwhore Who's Too Stupid To Realize He's In Love With

You show me an emotionally stunted charismatic manwhore who's too stupid to realize he's in love with his best friend and a best friend who keeps his dumbass inline and refuses to be "another notch on his bedpost".

And I'll show you my life about to be ruined.

im considering writing the most self-indulgent parental figure & reader/found family fic ever

i want - and need - a twilight spinoff entirely dedicated to carlisle. from his birth and life with his father, his transformation and attempts to kill himself to his acceptance of his condition and travels through europe where he learned medecine. who cares about bella and edward when there's a much better story RIGHT THERE. it would be an extension of the lore so it would be more fantastic and mythological but it could have romance if we get the story of him meeting esme and falling in love with her in details.

REMINDER TO THE TWITTER REFUGEES THAT TUMBLR IS AN INTERACTIVE SITE.

See how your dashboard is covered in posts? Yeah, that's because people reblogged them. Reblog posts. Reblog artwork and gifsets and text posts. If you like a post, reblog it.

"Oh but I'm nervous about social interaction" reblogging isn't social interaction. It's not. Its only interactive if you add a comment or something to it. Otherwise, it's adding things to a virtual scrapbook by yeeting the additions into a swirling vortex. No interaction necessary. Someone makes a post you like, you reblog it, that's it. Job done. Zero interaction, but a post has made it one step further in finding its way to people that might enjoy it.

Reblog stuff. For fucks sake.

de beauvoir and sartre were sketchy tho (they were for sexual relationships between adults and minors)

presentation i made for a ppt night with some friends,, please laugh