My Favorite Rat

My favorite rat

fuck it, chittr icon

So here’s the game plan

I get 12 identical cats

I name them all Steve

So nobody I invite over will know which Steve they’re petting

I then train them all to come when their name is called

I then convince someone I have only one cat named Steve, and then I tell them to call for him

A dozen identical Steves will then erupt from around the house, to which I’ll scream in terror “OH GOD NO, HE’S MULTIPLIED AGAIN” and watch as this poor person panics while being surrounded by twelve different Steves

@iamyourfandomqueen

Yeah I was thinking of something stupid to put in and that came up, I regret nothing

random self-insert epithet erased oc nobody asked for

Tracey Suisai

Epithet : Paintbrush

Can literally create anything

Stamina: ★★

Proficiency: ⍟⍟⍟⍟⍟

Creativity: ✦✦

~ diet is 60% coffee, 30% paint

~ she’s a fucking deadly assassin

~ was practically done with everyone’s bullshit

~ 5′11

~ draws as a hobby

~ sometimes does commissions but never the weird ones

~ first meet? glares at you , get used to her? loving and protective 

~ drinks paint like alcohol 

~ age 19

Like if you would eat his delicious curry

Reblog if you would leave him a generous tip for his excellent service

Ignore for Dracula

Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao