Love These Guys

Love these guys

Dangers of working on a set.

That’s what I said.

An Actual Conversation I Had

Me: Elder Maxson is fucking twenty, you guys. Elder Maxson isn't even through puberty yet. Elder Maxson could not walk into a Jewel Osco and buy beer.

Lawrence: Elder Maxson couldn't buy beer at a convenience store? Jesus christ. Imagine being the person who has to card him. Imagine ANYONE carding him. I wouldn't card him.

Ricky: He looks like a fifty year old man, NO ONE would card him.

Me: As a cashier, I'd have to card him. But picture this- you're working a register at ten o'clock at night, the only other person up front is an eighty year old woman with a hearing problem named Marianne. Elder Maxson walks into your line with a six pack of beer. He hands you his ID when you ask for it; he's twenty, you know he's twenty, he knows you know he's twenty, he knows exactly what he's fucking doing. Would YOU refuse to sell Elder Maxson beer? Would you be the one to call the manager on Elder Maxson? Would you call the authorities on a man who looks like he could supplex you through the floor? If it was me, I'd give him the fucking beer, man. I choose life.

Solas broke my Lavellan's heart...I took him on every dragon hunt after that. I killed him every time. Imagining that my Lavellan and her bros Iron Bull and Dorian laughing and Bull being like, "Why did you ever date a guy who can't kill dragons?!"

when you catch his lying ass

One of only two scruffy kings I would follow into battle!

WHY YOU GOTTA HURT ME, BIOWARE?!? I thought we were friends?!?!

Bioware: “No big Andromeda announcements on N7 day this year ;) ;)”

Fandom:

Bioware: *releases new Andromeda trailer*

Fandom: 

Bioware: “This is Commander Shepard, signing off.”

Fandom: 

Literally gonna be my life

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