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1 year ago

Mass Effect but it's that one episode of Spongebob

Mass Effect But It's That One Episode Of Spongebob
Mass Effect But It's That One Episode Of Spongebob
Mass Effect But It's That One Episode Of Spongebob
Mass Effect But It's That One Episode Of Spongebob

Moments before disaster šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


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1 year ago

Comic idea I had, where Shepard chose the destroy ending, but gets completely blown from the citadel

Comic Idea I Had, Where Shepard Chose The Destroy Ending, But Gets Completely Blown From The Citadel

I was listening to 'Where is my mind' by Pixies when I thought of this lol


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1 year ago

"There's a blue light in my best friends room, there's a blue light in my best friends eyes" -Mazzy Star -Blue Light

"There's A Blue Light In My Best Friends Room, There's A Blue Light In My Best Friends Eyes" -Mazzy Star

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1 year ago
I'd Be Tired Too If I Had To Save An Entire Galaxy

I'd be tired too if I had to save an entire galaxy


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1 year ago

šŸŽµStanding there with nothing on, she gonna teach me how to swim...baby girl, turn me on with your biotic feelšŸŽµ "or whatever MGMT said" šŸ˜‚

Standing There With Nothing On, She Gonna Teach Me How To Swim...baby Girl, Turn Me On With Your Biotic

This has been in my drafts forever and I'm tired of messing with it, so here she is in all her glory lol


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1 year ago

Garrus: "Ashley, what in spirits name is she doing?"

Ashley: "Vibing Garrus, vibing"

Garrus: "Ashley, What In Spirits Name Is She Doing?"

Random idea I had, couldn't be bothered with details or the background lmao


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8 months ago
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?

What if they had to do paperwork?

(Unlike the other comics this doesn't actually happen in any of the games I'm just a fan of how dumb they all are)


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4 months ago

Thank you! Thank you so so much @average-mako-enjoyer . I LOVE IT it's perfect!

Back in June, I was doing the hug ask game, and @flyingwolf29 gave me a prompt with a panicked "I'm glad you're okay" hug, and I don't know what the fuck happened and how it happened, but that story grew to 8k+ words, and so here we are, 2.5 months later. Hope you like it, friend! šŸ˜… Huge, huge thanks to @shepards-space-oddessy for editing and @unfair-water-plane & @gemsbokk for reading this thing, you guys are the nicest and deserve your own Star of Terra award.

Title: A Simple Recon Rating: M (for canon-typical violence) Pairing: mshenko Summary: Two human Spectres and one unlucky pilot decide to take on a simple recon mission on a nondescript water planet. What could possibly go wrong?

You can read it on A03

"I don't like this," Kaidan says and hears Cortez sigh.Ā 

It annoys him of course, but Kaidan is far more concerned with Shepard and the look on his face that Kaidan reads as "Of course you are": tenderness hidden between the layers of sarcasm in which he cocoons himself as usual.Ā 

"It's at least fifty years old!" Kaidan continues. "We can't be sure it works properly!"Ā 

"Well, let's find out." Shepard shrugs and, unsurprisingly, it looks nonchalant. It also makes Kaidan want to strangle him, but instead he pulls out the big guns.Ā 

"I'm not letting you go in there without backup," he adds and hears his voice wobble a bit.Ā 

Fuck if it sounds pathetic and unprofessional, and something he definitely shouldn't do in front of Cortez, but at least he's rewarded with the fascinating sight of Shepard's defenses cracking. For a brief moment, the look on his face is of pure tenderness, and Kaidan feels that change with his whole body. The triumph of knowing he is the cause of it rolls through him, but it's short-lived.

"Don't think we have a choice," Shepard says, back to business. "I'm the only one who knows how to pilot this piece of junk. And if we don't find whatever fried our engines and is still jamming our signals, we'd better start looking for food. Because, you know, after a week or so without it, you gentlemen might start to look very tasty."

"Shepard..." Kaidan sighs.Ā 

"What?" There is a shadow in the left corner of Shepard's mouth, the dimple begins to show, and Kaidan is weak for his dimples. He sighs again. This is exactly why you shouldn't sleep with your crewmates.

"I know how to fish!" Cortez suddenly interjects.

"That's the spirit, Lieutenant!" Shepard claps him on the shoulder and looks back at Kaidan. "Come on, Alenko, you're one of the best engineers I know. I'm sure we can fix this thing. Just tell me and Cortez what to do."

"This is about your lifeā€¦" Kaidan says, knowing full well that he has already lost.Ā 

"And I trust you with it," Shepard says in his private 'John' voice, because that's how he is, even Kaidan's complete defeat is not enough for him.


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6 months ago
This Might Actually Be My Favourite Shepard And I'm Like Goddamnit Rtemis. This Is Your 4th Playthrough
This Might Actually Be My Favourite Shepard And I'm Like Goddamnit Rtemis. This Is Your 4th Playthrough

This might actually be my favourite Shepard and I'm like goddamnit Ɓrtemis. This is your 4th playthrough of this trilogy, each with a different class, and your favourite is gonna end up being the soldier??

Can you not be a basic bitch for once? lmao


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3 months ago
loaf-of-cheese - Would You Like Some Complimentary Cheese?

i would give my life for jane shepard without a second thought


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7 years ago
We Will Say Goodbye, And We Will Look Back One Last Time. And Know That, Wherever You Go, We Will Be
We Will Say Goodbye, And We Will Look Back One Last Time. And Know That, Wherever You Go, We Will Be
We Will Say Goodbye, And We Will Look Back One Last Time. And Know That, Wherever You Go, We Will Be
We Will Say Goodbye, And We Will Look Back One Last Time. And Know That, Wherever You Go, We Will Be
We Will Say Goodbye, And We Will Look Back One Last Time. And Know That, Wherever You Go, We Will Be
We Will Say Goodbye, And We Will Look Back One Last Time. And Know That, Wherever You Go, We Will Be

We will say goodbye, and we will look back one last time. And know that, wherever you go, we will be with you.

This is Commander Shepard, signing off.

While Iā€™m so, so, excited for Andromeda, I still canā€™t bear with the thoughts of actually leaving the Milky Way cast. Hereā€™s to the new game in the series, and weā€™ll gonna miss you, guys!


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2 years ago

mass effect!

hey!!! thank you for your kind message Ź•ā€¢Ģį“„ā€¢Ģ€Ź”ć£

blorbo - Thane? but also Shepard. I have so many feelings about Shepard

scrunkly - Grunt, tbh but Tali and James Vega are tied for a close second

scrimblo bimblo - Feron!! I wish we had seen more of him. he seems so important but ?? never mentioned again, I guess?

glup shitto - Thane (Irikah but so little content), also Tiran from ME:A

poor little meow meow - honestly I don't know who to put here without choosing violence, so I'm scared to say !

horse plinko - Garrus.

eeby deeby - Liara is such a weird character, but also the illusive man. I wish there was a renegade option to get rid of him !


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1 year ago

paging the mass effect fandom - thereā€™s an older live action movie with a female military character in it that reminded everyone of Jane Shepard. Does anyone know what it was??? I had it saved for the longest time, and I was going to finally watch it and deleted it ; ;


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What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?
What If They Had To Do Paperwork?

What if they had to do paperwork?

(Unlike the other comics this doesn't actually happen in any of the games I'm just a fan of how dumb they all are)


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2 years ago
She Looks At Him With Sooooo Much Love(*`*)
She Looks At Him With Sooooo Much Love(*`*)

She looks at him with sooooo much loveā•°(*Ā“ļø¶`*)ā•Æā™”


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