My Family And I Share One Braincell And I Think It's Beautiful:

My family and I share one braincell and I think it's beautiful:

my mom: What did you have for lunch at school?

my brother: Something like tortellini just in flat or something.

my dad:Do you know how this food is called?

[intense think-silence]

my mom: Isn't ravioli?

Me [skates past a balcony]

Boy: Are you a boy or a girl?

Me, while skating away: I'M YOUR MUM!

I am so gay that a girl from my school came up to me once and asked if I am straight.

I searched for something in my backpack and found instead of the stuff I was searching for three wooden knives.

I was on our local funfair with my mom and my brother today and it was really cool. Here's why:

I won this little fucker because I shot an airballoon

there was a race with dachshunds and the dogs kept running into the wrong direction

at the end of the race they played 'We Are The Champions' by Queen and my brother and I sang along

when I was on a chain carousel a girl that sat in front of me lost her hat but I caught it with my shoe and the guy behind me yelled: ,,Nice catch!''

Also I am a bit hyper-active right now because I drank to much ice tea.

My younger brother built the TARDIS in Minecraft