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Friend: How are you feeling today?
Me: Tired.
Friend: I mean your pronouns for the day!
Also I am a bit hyper-active right now because I drank to much ice tea.
My younger brother built the TARDIS in Minecraft
My mom: Any suggestions for a place where we could spend are Holidays?
Me: *opens mouth*
My mom: apart from London
Me: *closes mouth again*
Today during lunchbreak a gay friend of mine came into the classroom with only a few classmates and me inside. They wore a pride flag around their shoulders and we chatted a bit. After a while a girl walked up to them and they took their flag and tuckled the girl with it. Then they said:
You're gay now.
After that they wanted to tuckle me too but I just yelled :
You can't make me gay! I already am!
I think they are going to keep doing that for the whole month.
Today in school I was just passing the hall and there was this guy with blue and pink hair (my gaydar was tangling). When we passed eachother he only said gay and kept walking to his classroom.
My dad just opened a package with a stand up padle board in it and now everything smells like glue and I am high on glue smell.
I have an a bit elderly ukulele teacher and he sometimes just forgets stuff like today:
teacher: Thank you Christopher.
[akward silence and nodding from my co-student, whose name IS NOT Christopher]
teacher: Your name isn't Christopher or is it?
Or that one time where I had to play the melody that he played but he forgot to give me the notes.
We are the champions, my friends!
*bangs head on table in rhythm*
And we keep on fighting ... 'till the end!
*bangs head on table in rhythm again*
I was on our local funfair with my mom and my brother today and it was really cool. Here's why:
I won this little fucker because I shot an airballoon
there was a race with dachshunds and the dogs kept running into the wrong direction
at the end of the race they played 'We Are The Champions' by Queen and my brother and I sang along
when I was on a chain carousel a girl that sat in front of me lost her hat but I caught it with my shoe and the guy behind me yelled: ,,Nice catch!''
I am so gay that a girl from my school came up to me once and asked if I am straight.
I ate a banana and sticked the fruit-sticker on the family car. They haven't noticed yet.
Today I was grocery-shopping with my mom and I was kinda confused when we got in the queue for paying because the person in front of us looked strangely like Anathema from Good Omens. She had even spoken Greek and her friend also looked a bit like Newt.
So today I had a danceshow and there were a few other dancegroups after mine. For example those cool and chill looking breakdancers who not only included some kind of exercise ball and a broom in their performance but also had a surprising meme song coregraphed.
First the intro was like:
And one, two, three!
But then it changed:
Co-Co-co coconut
The coconut is a giant nut!
My family and I share one braincell and I think it's beautiful:
my mom: What did you have for lunch at school?
my brother: Something like tortellini just in flat or something.
my dad:Do you know how this food is called?
[intense think-silence]
my mom: Isn't ravioli?
Me [skates past a balcony]
Boy: Are you a boy or a girl?
Me, while skating away: I'M YOUR MUM!
I was at my teachers wedding today and she didn't know that her old class would come too, so she asked my friends and me later how we knew about the wedding. I tried to cover our source (another teacher) and so I answered really seriously with:
We are secret agents.
Yesterday I met an old friend of mine and we doodled some shit on a table tennis table. (Is that even a word?)
I searched for something in my backpack and found instead of the stuff I was searching for three wooden knives.
So I came into the classroom today and saw that written on a whiteboard:
I copied it during lunchbreak and spent the rest of the day with singing berries and cream
Yesterday in Latinclass we had to do a translation. I had some time left, because I finished it fast. So I started doodling a dream I had. Than my teacher appeared out of nowhere behind me and asked what I was drawing. It didn't bother her, but I couldn't explain to her what this is:
