I Was Such A Fool, I Have Been Cursing Judy's Good Name For Gifting Me A "garbage Weapon". I've Finally

I was such a fool, I have been cursing Judy's good name for gifting me a "garbage weapon". I've finally used it and its actually amazing. I'm so sorry Judy

Mr. Blue Eyes is looking kinda Illusive if you catch my drift

Just think:

V after getting Johnny removed trying to point out things he would or trying to get a rise out of him like only to remember he isn't there

Or

Johnny in V's body tring to point out things he knows they like only to remember they are dead and he took their place

Hey, how hard is The Beast in Me quest cuz I suck at driving in this game and I dont want to disappoint Claire and get those sweet cars I'll never drive

Disclaimer: I did not write this fic, it is directly from the game but I wanted to put it in a form that was easier to find and read

P.S. all grammar and spelling mistakes are from the original source

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An Omelet of Passion:

Hey y’all I got a lil story I hope you like :* I wrote it after I watched the final Samurai concert and just could NOT resist sharing anymore xDD

JORRY 4EVERR!!! xDDD :* :* :* ;)

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Johnny was sitting on a windowsill, sipping hot coco and gazing out as the sun was begining to go down.  He loved this time of day because the red in the sky made him think about the bomb that would bring down the corpo system and because it reminded him of how fleeting life is.  Then all of a sudden the smell of bacon snapped him out of his deep thoughts.  He threw his mug and swore cuz it was definitely that bitch Alt who was trying to impress him with breakfast again.  Johnny flipped back his all black hair and groaned.  He thought, This stupid girl won’t leave me alone!

Even though he was brooding and clenching his square jaw in anger he still put on his dog tags and a little makeup to go downstairs for breakfast.  But then when he got to the kitchen he was stunned!  It wasn’t Alt... It was Kerry Eurodyne!

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???!!!!!1- he asked in total shock and wiped a lock of thick black hair from his eyes.  Kerry stood there with a frying pan in hi hand with a surprised look at Johnny’s outburst.

-Umm... I’m making you eggs- he said and his face turned bright red like a pepperoni.  then a second later the two rockerstuds both noticed the smokey smell of burning bacon.  Kerry’s deep brown eyes turned to the nanoburner and he tried to turn it off, but then he accidentally turned it up even higher and the whole nanostove burst into flames!!  Wow, Johnny calmly though looking at his choom panicing and tying to put out the fire.  How is this klutzy gonk even in my band?  But before he could make fun of him or laught or anything Johnny heard a loud crash and a mysterious figure landed really close to him... It was Toshiro!  The infamous Arasaka corpothug!!!

-It’s over for you, Silverhand!- said the japanese agent with an evil smile and then he fired at the silver-armed legend.  No- Johnny thought to himself.  It can’t end this way.  There are still corps I have to destroy, I have so much left to do... I have to... I have to tell Kerry that I love him... Yes, it was when he was spitting up blood on the floor and flexing his sweaty biceps and abs in pain that the raven haired rockerboy realized he loved Kerry... even if he was terrible at making breakfast.  But there wasnt anymore time to tell him how he felt... He couldn’t move or talk the pain was so bad... And then- darkness...  But then with the last of his strength he saw Kerry knell down next to him and slit his wrist with a steak knife.

-Wjat... are you... doing...- Johnny asked in horrible pain.

-Shut up and drink, you leadhead.  I’m saving your ass.  im half-demon half-angel and my blood holds the power of eternal life.  I already killed Toshiro with a single strike of my other demon power that I always use to crush corposcum.

-You crazy son of a bitch, Eurodyne...- he said half conscience as he tasted the metallic taste of blood and looked deeply into Kerry’s almond eyes... Kerry, listen... I love you, you...(cough) you damn fool... then Johnny passed out and a sweaty lock of jetblack hair fell across his face.

-I know, Kerry said and smiled with a tear in his eye... And because he felt the same way he put his lips on Johnny’s and kissed him warmly and softly, the tear falling on his cheek... Then he smiled, breathed deeply and slowly and whispered in Johnny’s ear- And now we’ll always be together...<3 <3 <3

Lily Silverhand, 2021

God I really want to play cyberpunk more but honestly all the hate just really sucked the will out of me. Like I love the game, even with all the bugs (that I didn't really have), I hate that my stupid monkey brain tells me that people hating on something means I can't like it or that I'm a bad for liking it