WHORE ??? WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY HOUSE

WHORE ??? WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY HOUSE

You don't see me I'm in your walls look I'm gone

these are basically turning into my video diaries

I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider

Me when I told @callmecyan about vampire/shapeshifter mumbo before vampire mumbo started getting popular

sees a popular post. well my mutual said this first

(Context: our group is meeting with an uncooperative city council, and we’re all a little bit worried about Tacroy the conquest pally/whispers bard.) 

Tacroy: So these guys are here, right? And we’re here, the like little old unassuming secretary is over there… cool. I’m going to look at her and I’m going to say “madam, with the utmost sincerity, nothing personal.”

DM: Okaaaaay…

Tacroy: Heat Metal. On her glasses. 2d8 fire damage –

[shrieking ensues at the table] 

Tacroy: 2d8? Yeah, this is a warning shot, lowest level – so eight fire damage, no save, and she has to drop them. I guess, assuming she’s still up and I haven’t full murdered a commoner, which is what I the player just realized might be happening.

DM (faintly): This person is conscious with one hit point and has now dropped her glasses onto the floor whilst screaming very loudly. 

Tacroy: Oh, interesting. Perfect. Not even gonna cost me a heal. So, yeah, Thaumaturgy, big voice – “my companions and I must politely request your undivided attention.”

this is the giant alfred molina doc ock dancing gif. reblog to take up your followers’ entire screens with doc ock