notahatt - Dont Tell My Mum
notahatt
Dont Tell My Mum

14 y/oMy acc to share stuff I make, my OCs, and achievements!Feel free to ask me stuff, I’m not always active but I’m happy read what you have to say.(I’m be fr its most reblogs rn)💀(Working on the confidence to post my art lol)

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1 year ago

“Why should I care what you think, dad? Humans only live for a hundred years if they’re lucky! Me and mom will be here for thousands!”

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1 year ago

“Are you the witch who turned eleven princes into swans?”

The old woman stared at the figure on the front step of her cottage and considered her options. It was the kind of question usually backed up by a mob with meaningful torches, and it was the kind of question she tried to avoid.

Coming from a single dusty, tired housewife, it should’ve held no terrors.

“You a cop?”

The housewife twisted the hem of her apron. “No,” she muttered. “I’m a swan.”

A raven croaked somewhere in the woods. Wind whispered in the autumn leaves.

Then: “I think I can guess,” the old woman said slowly. “Husband stole your swan skin and forced you to marry him?”

A nod.

“And you can’t turn back into a swan until you find your skin again.”

A nod.

“But I reckon he’s hidden it, or burned it, or keeps it locked up so you can’t touch it.”

A tiny, miserable nod.

“And then you hear that old Granny Rothbart who lives out in the woods is really a batty old witch whose father taught her how to turn princes into swans,” the old woman sighed. “And you think, ‘Hey, stuff the old skin, I can just turn into a swan again this way.’

“But even if that was true – which I haven’t said if it is or if it isn’t – I’d say that I can only do it to make people miserable. I’m an awful person. I can’t do it out of the goodness of my heart. I have no goodness. I can’t use magic to make you feel better. I only wish I could.”

Another pause. “If I was a witch,” she added.

The housewife chewed the inside of her cheek. Then she drew herself up and, for the first time, looked the old woman in the eyes.

“Can you do it to make my husband miserable?”

The old woman considered her options. Then she pulled the wand out from the umbrella stand by the door. It was long, and silver, and a tiny glass swan with open wings stood perched on the tip.

“I can work with that,” said the witch.

notahatt
1 year ago

Through a series of events you find out that your party members have all been replaced by a mimic, a skinwalker, a changeling, and a shapeshifter. You don’t bring up that you know this however as they’re a lot nicer and more efficient then the ones they replaced.

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1 year ago
Some Usopp Doodles! I Draw Him A Lot In My Sketchbooks I Think He's So Cute
Some Usopp Doodles! I Draw Him A Lot In My Sketchbooks I Think He's So Cute

Some Usopp doodles! I draw him a lot in my sketchbooks I think he's so cute

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
This Was In My Drafts From March?? I Dont Think I Posted It Before??
This Was In My Drafts From March?? I Dont Think I Posted It Before??
This Was In My Drafts From March?? I Dont Think I Posted It Before??
This Was In My Drafts From March?? I Dont Think I Posted It Before??
This Was In My Drafts From March?? I Dont Think I Posted It Before??
This Was In My Drafts From March?? I Dont Think I Posted It Before??
This Was In My Drafts From March?? I Dont Think I Posted It Before??
This Was In My Drafts From March?? I Dont Think I Posted It Before??
This Was In My Drafts From March?? I Dont Think I Posted It Before??
This Was In My Drafts From March?? I Dont Think I Posted It Before??

this was in my drafts from march?? I don’t think I posted it before??

notahatt
1 year ago

✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

Brennan lee mulligan saying "Let's get a reverse Indiana Jones that breaks into fucking museums" next to comic panels that read "Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt" and "Nefertiti, taken 1912; Jo Indi Repatriation expert" Comic art by Little Evil One
Brennan lee mulligan saying "Brings artifacts back to their home cultures and fucks really old women" next to comic panels that read "See you in Cairo, Nefi" with an image of a shipping crate and "Married" pointing at Jo Indi and an older woman embracing Comic art by Little Evil One
Brennan lee mulligan saying "and that's the character you deserve"
notahatt
1 year ago
Purrints&Purrtreon&Book

Purrints&Purrtreon&Book😽


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notahatt
1 year ago

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

notahatt
1 year ago

Hang out with Nami, Chopper, and Usopp in the Thousand Sunny's aquarium in our latest YouTube video 🐠🐙

Check out the full video on our YouTube! It's got some silly animation and a playlist full of chill lofi beats. Link right below 🐟✨

notahatt
1 year ago
You're So Easy To Dream With

You're so easy to dream with 💫✨

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1 year ago
Franky Won The Twitter Poll To Be Usopp's New Dad And He's SUPER Stoked About It

Franky won the Twitter poll to be Usopp's new dad and he's ✨SUPER✨ stoked about it

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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1 year ago
Ref

ref

hes so annoying <3


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1 year ago
Legitimately What Is His Problem
Legitimately What Is His Problem
Legitimately What Is His Problem

legitimately what is his problem 😭


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1 year ago

You were born to a brood of hundreds, your siblings all hopelessly mindless and brutal, yet you somehow were born with sentience, now you have to find your own way in a world of monsters and monster hunters.


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1 year ago

You are a traveling wizard set out to find your next apprentice. One day you find a young child who is gifted with magic, but instead of taking them away from their family like everyone expects, you settle down in the tiny village to train them.


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1 year ago

“Let me make this perfectly clear. You are not saving my daughter from a dragon. She IS a dragon. You are going to protect her and keep her company until she learns how to control her magic.”


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1 year ago

An Elf couple leaves their child with a Human teenager to babysit while they go on a date. When they return the Human is middle aged and the Elf child now sees the Human as their parent.


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1 year ago
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting

Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Fr 🖐️😭

notahatt - Dont Tell My Mum
notahatt
1 year ago
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting

Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D


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