Lights Plastic And Glitter

lights plastic and glitter

c! tntduo fridge eyes

*CRYIGN* i had a dream about this very interaction i woke up in a cold sweat i wuz like the propher X_X

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

Okay but real talk Charlie is SO GOOD at taking jokes and punching you in the gut with them

The running gag about how many bones he has, all of which are definitely his, and hitting us with “I don’t actually have 300 bones...” as a sign of a genuine attempt at trust

The bit about him totally being a real human and not a slime coming back around to his final words being “thank you for showing me what it was like to be human, maybe i almost was”

Charlie is so good at playing silly characters that are there to break tension only to twist them like a fucking knife in the end

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[ID: DSMP characters as text posts. Usernames and icons have been replaced.

Transcript:

Post 1:

Technoblade: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now

Post 2:

A series of texts between Wilbur (revived) and Quackity.

Quackity: I could strangle you

Wilbur: You aren't tall enough

Quackity: You've sunk low enough for me to reach

Post 3:

Tommyinnit: Your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

Post 4:

Tommyinnit: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Alivebur: Killed without hesitation

Post 5:

Ranboo: it's dumb that stress makes your hair fall out slowly. you should reach a certain level of stress and it should all fall off at once in a heap

Ranboo, but the icon for his post has been changed to a bald version of his skin:

Waiter: enjoy your meal!

Me: you too *becomes instantly bald*

Post 6:

Technoblade, with a picture of Wilbur off to the side: Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1 am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar

Post 7:

Slimecicle: this hole you put me in, was in ideal depth. thank you :) i wont be climbing out anytime soon!

A star review image with 4 stars filled in is pictured below his review.

Post 8:

Pogtopia Wilbur: like half my personality is just symptoms

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