Doing Both Because I Wanna Slap It Twice

Doing both because I wanna slap it twice

hi ace attorney fandom

HELP HAHAHA most of them don’t even wanna think it’s actually an m

Post disbarment era Phoenix wants a tattoo of Edgeworth's initials because he's going through his mandatory Dumb Bitch Phase so he starts drawing the design to give the tattoo artist but then realizes that Edgeworth's initials are "ME". Not exactly something he wants tattooed on his arm with a heart around it lmao

So he decides to go with an "M" for "Miles" and only after he's gotten it does he realize how vague it is.

Pearl gasps and points to the tattoo, claiming it's a tribute to his "love for Mystic Maya!" and Maya rolls her eyes at this, pointing out that lots of people have names starting with an "M" (yet somehow still not getting it). Then she wonders out loud if it's supposed to be labeling him as an honorary mystic, which "would be fine", while Phoenix is still in the room.

Trucy takes one look, laughs, and says, "is that supposed to be a 'W' for Wright? They did it upside down!"

Apollo and Athena literally have a full on debate about what it means right in front of his face. Apollo also thinks it's a botched "W", but Athena argues that it's a really fucked up "N" because "that's totally plausible" (?) and does not elaborate on what the "N" would mean (???).

Edgeworth himself even asks if it's supposed to be some sort of dedication to Mia, prompting Phoenix to put his head in his hands and suppress a scream because apparently he is somehow the only one who remembers Edgeworth's first name, including??? Edgeworth????

They're all wrong and the only person who gets it is Franziska, who takes one look at Phoenix's arm and slams her head into the nearest wall, as von Karmas are known to do.

Plot twist: Edgeworth doesn't know the meaning behind this tattoo because they're not even dating yet lolll

Because of his horrible self loathing in the trilogy: I can only be inclined to believe it’s the evil magistrate for how he views himself during that time.

new aa fandom debate: does edgeworth kin the steel samurai or the evil magistrate

You’re so real with your interests btw

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We all know Phoenix is down bad when it comes to Miles, if the career thing switch was not enough. One thing I(and all of us tbh) latched onto was also when he said “I tried to get in touch with him I don't know how many times... He never replied” to Maya in Turnabout Goodbyes. That obviously implies a dozen letters or calls, maybe a mix of both(the anime shows it was letters). Yet something I always wondered though is who the hell gave Phoenix that information, like an address or a phone number. I guess ‘tried’ could imply he just tried to find that info, but the “never replied” part implies he already did everything on his end, and that drives me crazy.

Was he internet stalking? Was he just stalking stalking? Who did he have to talk to? Where did he look? So many questions…and I can’t entirely doubt Phoenix stalked knowing his feenie era(and how he is in general), considering how he acts about people he’s crazy about. Does Miles have like a website where all that info is out in the open?

In turnabout goodbyes, Miles trying to hide DL-6, and him explaining who Manfred Von Karma was just shows Phoenix doesn’t know shit…but knew back then apparently where Miles lived or his phone number to be able to bombard him with attempts at contact. It’s kinda freaky in the interesting way. Miles moved away when he was like 9, so whatever Phoenix found out about him later was either by chance(the newspaper articles) or stuff he had to purposefully search for.

In summary: I just love my obsessive little freak named Phoenix Wright. But what are his secrets for figuring out where his crush was at? Asking for reasons…

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What the actual fuck