When You're Trying To Cross The Road

When you're trying to cross the road

One car goes fast enough to keep you from crossing, but slow enough for the next car to do the same.

A: Don't people usually stand on that side when pretending to lean against of the leaning tower of piza?

B: Who said I was trying to hold it up?

At least one song from American Authors' "seasons" better make it to the radio.

Question:

Why do pepper packets only have a small drizzle while salt packets have waterfalls when you open them?

Kept forgeting to post this but check out my favorite band's new song.

How do you explain to someone that you weren't checking out their ass, I just look at the floor alot and sometimes It comes across as that.