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CRAZY  RICH  ASIANS,  co-starring  @websup​  as  peter  parker:          ❛  If  you  didn’t  make  us  walk,  we  wouldn’t  be  soaked. ❜

❛  I’m  NOT  paying  fifty  fucking  dollars  for  a  cab  ride  spanning  ten  blocks  because  it’s  the  middle  of  rush  hour!  ❜          EXAGGERATE  MUCH?  in  jordan’s  defense,  she’s  not  totally  far  off      —      though  the  prospect  of  walking  the  ten  blocks  back  to  their  apartment  had  been  significantly  more  attractive  before  the  storm  clouds  rolled  in  and  quite  literally  rained  on  their  parade.  well      —      quaint  little  walk  home.  

she  grimaces  as  water  sloshes  in  the  soles  of  her  shoes,  skin  crawling  while  she  tries  so  hard  to  push  that  wet-sock  feeling  out  of  her  mind  when  it’s  the  only  thing  she  can  focus  on.  keys  rattle,  lock  turns,  door  is  open  and  she  sighs  loudly  as  she  steps  through  the  threshold  and  immediately  begins  kicking  them  off.

❛  and  neither  are  you!  I’ve  seen  what  you  bring  home  for  groceries,  I  know  you  don’t  have  that  expendable  cash!  ❜          low  blow?  nah,  not  really      —      not  when  they’re  both  in  that  fun,  instant-ramen-is-a-main-course  stage  of  life.  she  doesn’t  so  much  as  turn  her  head  to  look  at  him  as  she  waddles  off  toward  the  bathroom      (  as  if  that’s  going  to  stop  the  rainwater  dripping  off  her  and  onto  the  floor  ).          ❛  I  call  first  shower!  ❜

writing  an  oc  just  hits  different

would me fancasting manny jacinto as jordan’s eventual husband be too much self projecting

none of jordan’s residents step out of line in her junior and senior year because they’re intimidated by the fact she’s killed two people in self-defense and hasn’t left the campus where it all went down

i’m hoping to sit down and properly hash out some of my pending aus this week and the resident evil one is both hilarious and sad to me because jay and i came up with jordan being the girlfriend who broke up with leon right before he goes into raccoon city and gets thrown into the worst apocalyptic situation ever. she shows up trying to find him to reconcile because after letting the dust settle she realizes she might’ve been too hasty and the second she sees zombies she’s like “nope!” and leaves