None Of Jordans Residents Step Out Of Line In Her Junior And Senior Year Because Theyre Intimidated By
none of jordan’s residents step out of line in her junior and senior year because they’re intimidated by the fact she’s killed two people in self-defense and hasn’t left the campus where it all went down
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CRAZY RICH ASIANS, co-starring @websup as peter parker: ❛ If you didn’t make us walk, we wouldn’t be soaked. ❜

❛ I’m NOT paying fifty fucking dollars for a cab ride spanning ten blocks because it’s the middle of rush hour! ❜ EXAGGERATE MUCH? in jordan’s defense, she’s not totally far off — though the prospect of walking the ten blocks back to their apartment had been significantly more attractive before the storm clouds rolled in and quite literally rained on their parade. well — quaint little walk home.
she grimaces as water sloshes in the soles of her shoes, skin crawling while she tries so hard to push that wet-sock feeling out of her mind when it’s the only thing she can focus on. keys rattle, lock turns, door is open and she sighs loudly as she steps through the threshold and immediately begins kicking them off.

❛ and neither are you! I’ve seen what you bring home for groceries, I know you don’t have that expendable cash! ❜ low blow? nah, not really — not when they’re both in that fun, instant-ramen-is-a-main-course stage of life. she doesn’t so much as turn her head to look at him as she waddles off toward the bathroom ( as if that’s going to stop the rainwater dripping off her and onto the floor ). ❛ I call first shower! ❜
*waving an old-timey pocket watch back and forth* you will fill out my interest tracker. you will plot with me. it will probably be very angsty. you will love it.
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do y’all ever eat smth and want to write poetry about it

this is called the caramel apple delight from a local pizza place and it is SO SUGARY but also so fucking delicious and I’m not gonna be able to order pizza from here ever again without getting this
anyway once again asking for a dirty dancing au