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3 years ago

like  for  a  small  quote  /  lyric  starter  ❤︎


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3 years ago

i’m  messing  around  in  the  sims  so  like  this  if  you  want  me  to  make  your  muse!


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3 years ago

favorite characters meme: list your favorite characters from 10 different fandoms.

kim possible, kim possible.

jill valentine, resident evil.

mia thermopolis, the princess diaries.

chidi anagonye, the good place.

marty mcfly, back to the future.

ellis, left 4 dead 2.

chloe mcgruff, don’t trust the b in apartment 23.

sidney prescott, scream.

tree gelbman, happy death day.

claudia kishi, the babysitters club.


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3 years ago

gonna  be  on  soon,  feel  free  to  send  some  memes  ❤︎


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3 years ago

hi i’m gonna delete this and write a proper verse write-up soon but in any superhero-related au jordan has siren-like powers with specific applications of mind control, hypnosis, sound augmentation and sonic screaming


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3 years ago

like  this  for  some  memes,  cuties


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3 years ago
Before Vs. After Surviving A Murder Spree: A Photo Essay By Jordan Riley
Before Vs. After Surviving A Murder Spree: A Photo Essay By Jordan Riley

before  vs.  after  surviving  a  murder  spree:  a  photo  essay  by  jordan  riley


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3 years ago

it’s  graveyard  hours  but  allow  me  to  very  quickly  plug  my  interest  tracker  and  my  meme  tag  and  also  my  meme  call


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3 years ago

I’m gonna work on metas and jam to britney but feel free to hmu on d.iscord @ blythe [ jill valentine stan ]#4243 💖


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3 years ago

like  this  for  3 - 5  memes multis  please  specify  if  you’d  like  them  for  anyone  specific!


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3 years ago

HORROR  MOVIE  OR  RA  DUTY  NIGHT?:     a  girl  and  a  boy  have  a  little  flirtationship  but  it  fizzles  out  quickly  when  the  boy  notices  some  red  flags  and  cuts  contact.  girl  won’t  take  the  hint  and  continues  to  pursue  boy,  following  his  every  move.  one  night  she  shows  up  at  his  door  and  bangs  on  it  like  she’s  about  to  break  it  down.  boy  is  at  work  and  his  housemate  answers.  girl  barges  in  demanding  to  know  where  boy  is  and  is  brandishing  a  weapon.  housemate  tells  her  he’s  at  work  and  she  needs  to  leave.  girl  says  “oh  I’ll  leave,  but  I’ll  be  back,  and  he’s  gonna  regret  it”.


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3 years ago

*waving  an  old-timey  pocket  watch  back  and  forth*  you  will  fill  out  my  interest  tracker.  you  will  plot  with  me.  it  will  probably  be  very  angsty.  you  will  love  it.


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3 years ago

if you see me fucking around with my icons/dividers/etc. today, no you do not


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3 years ago

whoever marries jordan better cry when she’s walking down the aisle or she’s turning around and you’re doing another take


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3 years ago

me:  jordan isn’t high maintenance also me:  she has a ceremony dress and a reception dress when she gets married because she wants the drama of a beautiful gown but she also wants to dance a lot


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3 years ago

LIKE  THIS  FOR  3 - 5  MEMES multis  please  specify  if  you’d  like  them  for  specific  muses!


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3 years ago

while  i’m  working  on  an  edit,  consider  sending  some  memes  as  an  icebreaker?  💖


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3 years ago

copy and pasted from discord messages but here’s some summaries of jordan’s projects from that gifset (behind the curtain, huntington general and chokehold not included bc i described them in the long meta)

southern nights is done in the style of a teen dramedy, reminiscent of 10 things, clueless, etc.; it's got an ensemble cast and is about six seniors on the eve of their high school graduation crossing everything off their bucket list they made as a group in middle school. kennedy is your quintessential "rich bitch" stereotype but she really does have a heart of gold underneath a seemingly prickly exterior. she takes the heat when the group almost gets caught pulling a prank by the police because her dad's the chief and she knows she'll get off much lighter than anyone else would

fight dirty is an action movie me and my friend livi ( @wightwulf, @livisland ) came up with because she writes johnny cage from the mortal kombat games and it just fit perfectly that jordan and johnny would end up working on the same set.

johnny plays agent noah beckett (we don't learn his name until the end of the movie), a serious, by-the-book FBI agent who's determined to bring down a huge crime boss. when his informant, manuel d'angelo, disappears, he's at a dead end in the case---until manuel's sister, claudia d'angelo (played by jordan), is booked for pick-pocketing and vandalization. beckett cuts claudia a deal: she works with him to help bring the crime boss down, and her record will be wiped clean and she can get that fresh start she's wanted. lots of buddy cop genre antics ensue, and despite their initial explosiveness and butting heads, the two of them make an excellent team and end up developing feelings for one another.

the loyalty principle is another action movie, but with a more serious tone; think john wick but with the fairytale/fantasy elements of bright mixed in. jordan plays isabella james, a siren who sings at a well-known nightclub frequented by white collar criminals and is owned by notorious crime boss, [ COOL INTIMIDATING NAME HERE (i am lazy) ]. what starts off as her just being something pretty and enchanting to draw patrons in quickly shifts into her being blackmailed into using her powers to get people to divulge information, which puts her into increasingly dangerous situations. she gains the friendship of a detective who's been investigating a crime that links back to the club and the crime boss, and works with them in an effort to bring down said crime boss.


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