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i’m messing around in the sims so like this if you want me to make your muse!
favorite characters meme: list your favorite characters from 10 different fandoms.
kim possible, kim possible.
jill valentine, resident evil.
mia thermopolis, the princess diaries.
chidi anagonye, the good place.
marty mcfly, back to the future.
ellis, left 4 dead 2.
chloe mcgruff, don’t trust the b in apartment 23.
sidney prescott, scream.
tree gelbman, happy death day.
claudia kishi, the babysitters club.
gonna be on soon, feel free to send some memes ❤︎
hi i’m gonna delete this and write a proper verse write-up soon but in any superhero-related au jordan has siren-like powers with specific applications of mind control, hypnosis, sound augmentation and sonic screaming
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thoughts / opinions appreciated <3
![Before Vs. After Surviving A Murder Spree: A Photo Essay By Jordan Riley](https://64.media.tumblr.com/78b43c97b9c596fc54189f9607882998/20365e543ea81111-3c/s500x750/4b69f022e4c83448d15e812232877758648c267b.png)
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before vs. after surviving a murder spree: a photo essay by jordan riley
it’s graveyard hours but allow me to very quickly plug my interest tracker and my meme tag and also my meme call
I’m gonna work on metas and jam to britney but feel free to hmu on d.iscord @ blythe [ jill valentine stan ]#4243 💖
![Actual Disney Princess Jordan Liliana Riley](https://64.media.tumblr.com/bfbfcae4ce6cd66fecfc627775c370a0/dc926507f199ba18-50/s500x750/29ae9b7233446c39d732b7f66212131da66ad231.png)
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actual disney princess jordan liliana riley
like this for 3 - 5 memes multis please specify if you’d like them for anyone specific!
HORROR MOVIE OR RA DUTY NIGHT?: a girl and a boy have a little flirtationship but it fizzles out quickly when the boy notices some red flags and cuts contact. girl won’t take the hint and continues to pursue boy, following his every move. one night she shows up at his door and bangs on it like she’s about to break it down. boy is at work and his housemate answers. girl barges in demanding to know where boy is and is brandishing a weapon. housemate tells her he’s at work and she needs to leave. girl says “oh I’ll leave, but I’ll be back, and he’s gonna regret it”.
*waving an old-timey pocket watch back and forth* you will fill out my interest tracker. you will plot with me. it will probably be very angsty. you will love it.
if you see me fucking around with my icons/dividers/etc. today, no you do not
whoever marries jordan better cry when she’s walking down the aisle or she’s turning around and you’re doing another take
me: jordan isn’t high maintenance also me: she has a ceremony dress and a reception dress when she gets married because she wants the drama of a beautiful gown but she also wants to dance a lot
LIKE THIS FOR 3 - 5 MEMES multis please specify if you’d like them for specific muses!
while i’m working on an edit, consider sending some memes as an icebreaker? 💖
copy and pasted from discord messages but here’s some summaries of jordan’s projects from that gifset (behind the curtain, huntington general and chokehold not included bc i described them in the long meta)
southern nights is done in the style of a teen dramedy, reminiscent of 10 things, clueless, etc.; it's got an ensemble cast and is about six seniors on the eve of their high school graduation crossing everything off their bucket list they made as a group in middle school. kennedy is your quintessential "rich bitch" stereotype but she really does have a heart of gold underneath a seemingly prickly exterior. she takes the heat when the group almost gets caught pulling a prank by the police because her dad's the chief and she knows she'll get off much lighter than anyone else would
fight dirty is an action movie me and my friend livi ( @wightwulf, @livisland ) came up with because she writes johnny cage from the mortal kombat games and it just fit perfectly that jordan and johnny would end up working on the same set.
johnny plays agent noah beckett (we don't learn his name until the end of the movie), a serious, by-the-book FBI agent who's determined to bring down a huge crime boss. when his informant, manuel d'angelo, disappears, he's at a dead end in the case---until manuel's sister, claudia d'angelo (played by jordan), is booked for pick-pocketing and vandalization. beckett cuts claudia a deal: she works with him to help bring the crime boss down, and her record will be wiped clean and she can get that fresh start she's wanted. lots of buddy cop genre antics ensue, and despite their initial explosiveness and butting heads, the two of them make an excellent team and end up developing feelings for one another.
the loyalty principle is another action movie, but with a more serious tone; think john wick but with the fairytale/fantasy elements of bright mixed in. jordan plays isabella james, a siren who sings at a well-known nightclub frequented by white collar criminals and is owned by notorious crime boss, [ COOL INTIMIDATING NAME HERE (i am lazy) ]. what starts off as her just being something pretty and enchanting to draw patrons in quickly shifts into her being blackmailed into using her powers to get people to divulge information, which puts her into increasingly dangerous situations. she gains the friendship of a detective who's been investigating a crime that links back to the club and the crime boss, and works with them in an effort to bring down said crime boss.