Crazy Rich Asians Sentence Starters

Crazy Rich Asians sentence starters

62 starters feel free to change gender pronouns

“If you didn’t make us walk, we wouldn’t be soaked.”

“You can explore Hell, you dog turd.”

“Our brains so hate the idea of losing something that’s valuable to us that we abandon all rational thought, and we make some really poor decisions.”

“You know what? You can order your own.”

“The universe has spoken. It wants you over there.”

“Does something have to be wrong for me to call?”

“What was that look? I saw that.”

“These pajamas are fancier than any of my real clothes.”

“So your family is, like, rich?”

“I just think it’s kind of weird that I had no idea.”

“You know that’s not what I meant.”

“I don’t know why you bother trying to hide your shopping from me. You can buy whatever you want.”

“Stay in bed.”

“How can I resist? You put those glasses on on purpose.”

“You’re such a sweet-talker.”

“Make sure you eat it all. ‘Cause I’m watching you.”

“Tonight, you need to not look like Sebastian from The Little Mermaid. You know, the little crab guy.”

“Wow… I think I’ve just fallen in love with you all over again.”

“Yeah, I’ll fucking come to dinner!”

“You have a cocktail dress in you trunk?”

“I’m not an animal, _____.”

“You know, when you said you grew up in your grandma’s house, I didn’t expect this.”

“Can I punch him in the face? Just once.”

“You’ve been away too long.”

“We love any excuse to throw a soiree.”

“Never could get anything past you, could I?”

“You know, I thought I would like that more than I did.”

“Is it just me or are people, like, staring at me?”

“This is for you, asshole.”

“You don’t have to keep _____ happy. She’s just lucky to be here.”

“No one loves free stuff more than rich people.”

“You know, if it wasn’t for _____, I’d ask you to marry me.”

“_____, I’ve known you since you were in nappies. Something’s on your mind.”

“I’m not gonna make a scene. I’m not gonna give them the satisfaction.”

“Why would _____ even have friends like that? So mean.”

“I thought I was here to meet your family, go to your best friend’s wedding, eat some good food. Instead, I feel like I’m a villain in some soap opera who’s plotting to steal your family fortune.”

“You have every reason to be upset.”

“You will never be enough.”

“She looked at me like I was nothing.”

“I feel like I shouldn’t even go to the wedding.”

“And I would throw in a Korean snail face mask. Sweetie, your skin is so dry, it’s hurting my face.”

“You look like a flower. A sad, lonely flower no one wants to be around.”

“You kind of look like a slutty ebola virus.”

“I know you’re having an affair.”

“You’d rather I scream and carry on?”

“Don’t try and turn this on me. I’m not the one who screwed up!”

“I’m tired of it. I’m tired of having nothing I do matter.”

“Family never says thank you.”

“I don’t want any part in your family.”

“Don’t chase after her and degrade yourself. I forbid it.”

“If you go with her, you can’t come back!”

“_____. Come to breakfast. You need to eat. Or use the bathroom, or maybe a shower. It’s there if you need it.”

“I mean, did you ever think about… trying to talk to him? Do you still think about him?”

“Everything that happened in my past life is the reason I got you.”

“I really thought he was the one.”

“You know it’s not just my fault that things didn’t work out.”

“You’re right. I shouldn’t have kept things from you.”

“But I just realized, it’s not my job to make you feel like a man. I can’t make you something you’re not.”

“You have no one, no net worth, but you have integrity. That’s why I respect you.”

“God, don’t make this harder than it already is.”

“I always imagined what me proposing to you would be like. You know what? I had it all planned out.”

“I know this is a far throw from any hidden paradise. But wherever you are in the world, that’s where I belong.”

HORROR  MOVIE  OR  RA  DUTY  NIGHT?:     a  girl  and  a  boy  have  a  little  flirtationship  but  it  fizzles  out  quickly  when  the  boy  notices  some  red  flags  and  cuts  contact.  girl  won’t  take  the  hint  and  continues  to  pursue  boy,  following  his  every  move.  one  night  she  shows  up  at  his  door  and  bangs  on  it  like  she’s  about  to  break  it  down.  boy  is  at  work  and  his  housemate  answers.  girl  barges  in  demanding  to  know  where  boy  is  and  is  brandishing  a  weapon.  housemate  tells  her  he’s  at  work  and  she  needs  to  leave.  girl  says  “oh  I’ll  leave,  but  I’ll  be  back,  and  he’s  gonna  regret  it”.

if you see me fucking around with my icons/dividers/etc. today, no you do not

would me fancasting manny jacinto as jordan’s eventual husband be too much self projecting

like  this  post  if  your  muse  would  have  social  media  and  would  live  tweet  while  watching  something  jordan  was  in

HELP I CAN’T FIUCKING BREATHE