Splat By Curling Bomb, Make Brain Go Brrrrrrrrrrr.

Splat by curling bomb, make brain go brrrrrrrrrrr.

me observing media with my own eyeballs

Shaking a Lego set gains the same reaction from humans as shaking a bag of treats does for pets.

We've Pavlov-ed ourselves

@splatoonusna

Time to let the people know

Let's Get @nintendo to bring back @splatoonus

Because they already have accounts here. Because Twitter is bitter. Because there is an audience worth reaching here. And because it would take them maybe 5 mins additionally to post to Tumblr.com since they already have a social media team.

Please sign our free petition, and reblog/share this around Tumblr, so we no longer have to rely on 3rd party fan accounts (like mine @splatoonna), and can get the news straight from the original sources!

Change.org

Sign the Petition

Save the Official Nintendo Splatoon Tumblr Account

Maybe you're just supposed to use it while parked?

Wait a damn minute-