All My Favorite Songs (are Slow And Sad)

All my favorite songs (are slow and sad)

Weezer ft AJR

(idk man)

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

How would Sonic characters season chicken

Sonic- does his best but usually just salt and pepper and if he has it garlic powder

Shadow- master chef like the best damn chicken you've ever had

Amy- just salt, doesn't like pepper because it makes it look dirty

Silver- same as Amy but it's because he's just a salty person

Knuckles- can't cook, he just orders KFC

Blaze- similar to Shadow but cooks on a spit over open flame

Rouge- somewhere between Sonic and Shadow

Tails- like Shadow but must follow a recipe to a tee, like exactly one tsp

Eggman- can cook but is to busy so he just orders KFC, and he one hundred percent uses GrubHub

@splatoonusna

Time to let the people know

Let's Get @nintendo to bring back @splatoonus

Because they already have accounts here. Because Twitter is bitter. Because there is an audience worth reaching here. And because it would take them maybe 5 mins additionally to post to Tumblr.com since they already have a social media team.

Please sign our free petition, and reblog/share this around Tumblr, so we no longer have to rely on 3rd party fan accounts (like mine @splatoonna), and can get the news straight from the original sources!

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Spooning the homies is just as platonic as kissing them good night

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Real love triangles have a gay sub-plot.