I Never Considered It As A Kid

I never considered it as a kid

Rb if you’re Gen z but didn’t eat a tide pod

Hisoka: it's really muggy out today.

Illumi: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m going to kill you.

Hisoka: *quietly sips tea from a bowl*

Illumi: *outside Hisoka's door* Are you decent?

Hisoka: morally, no. But if you're asking if I have pants on, yes.

Illumi: Hisoka and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Hisoka: Sentences.

Illumi: Don't interrupt me.

True, other's opinions hardly matter

i’m officially cancelling cringe culture. it’s over. go enjoy the things you like unabashedly and proudly because life is hard and sometimes things are just nice.

Hisoka: ...

Hisoka: did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"?

Illumi: should I not have?