Kurapika: I'm A Kind, Caring, And Compassionate Guy, Some Might Say.

Kurapika: I'm a kind, caring, and compassionate guy, some might say.

Leorio: I once watched Kurapika behead a man then stomp that head into the mud. It was awesome.

Kurapika: Yes but that was five months ago. I'm nicer now. I bake cookies. And I just filed my taxes.

Leorio: Then do you care to explain why I noticed a tarantula leg sticking out of my cookie?

Kurapika: Bad habits take time to reverse. Honestly Leorio, you should be more positive and focus on what I've been doing to fix that. I. Made. Cookies!

After Gon "Dies"

Bisky: Killua?

Killua: Gon used to call me that...

Bisky: that's because it's your fucking name.

Illumi: Hisoka and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Hisoka: Sentences.

Illumi: Don't interrupt me.

Illumi: do you want to know how it actually hurt my wrist?

Hisoka: yes

Illumi: I was hula hooping. Kil and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Illumi: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Hisoka: why are you telling me this?

Illumi: because no one will ever believe you.

Hisoka: you sick, sick son of a bitch.

Hisoka: ...

Hisoka: did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"?

Illumi: should I not have?

Illumi: *outside Hisoka's door* Are you decent?

Hisoka: morally, no. But if you're asking if I have pants on, yes.