The Entire British Museum Is An Active Crime Scene - John Oliver

“The entire British museum is an active crime scene” - John Oliver

hozier's sunlight be hitting hard these days

Hisoka, with a concussion: The frogs are taking over the nation.

Illumi: What? With pitchforks?

Hisoka: Oh my god, pitchforks.

Your art style is so edible like I bet it'd be all soft and pudding-y like yoghurt n' honey nom nom nom mmmmm yummy in my tummy

tumblr outshines all other social media in compliment quality by miles

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak