Dealing With The Worst Case Scenario

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Hisoka: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. Hisoka: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

Hisoka, with a concussion: The frogs are taking over the nation.

Illumi: What? With pitchforks?

Hisoka: Oh my god, pitchforks.

Idk if any of you would have the answer to this but I'm gonna ask it anyway 😅

I have been cast in Kinky Boots and my director would like all of us to wear some kind of heel. I can walk in like 4 inch heels perfectly fine but I've only danced in 3 inches (thanks character shoes) I really wanna go higher. We don't open until September so there's time to get used to them and strengthen my body.

Lol so the question is: do you know where I can find good high dancing heels that are not character shoes? Discount Dance certainly doesn't have any lol. I've found a few sites but I also wanted your opinion if you have any

TIA ❤️

yes i can actually!!! they are a bit pricey, but burju shoes are really good in my experience. my friend in the brooklynettes swears by them lmao. i have a pair and i adore them as well.

congrats on being cast though!! its such a great show- my little brother was in it- and i adore it !! have a blast!!!

Hisoka: If you sneeze and I say “Bless you”, the only thing you should say is “Thank you”.

Hisoka: I don’t need to hear “How did you get in my house?”, “Why is my window broken?”, “I’m calling the police”.

“The entire British museum is an active crime scene” - John Oliver