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Odysseusdiesatdawn - Ody - Tumblr Blog
@odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca @penelope-is-waiting nahhh your son being taller than you both is crazy /lh
So Odysseus is a short king?
Sold!
Yes
Hector ( @paris-you-idiot ) and his kids!
1. Telemachus of Ithaca, a slightly well known singer! Most traumatized man alive and has died many times. Spotted doing magic by clear sighted mortals. Save them. SAVE THEM ALL. THEYRE ALL GOING TO DIE
2. Lilly Dahrk, child of Poseidon! Known as “MICO’s sister” by mortals. Possessed by many. She questions her life choices every day. She needs therapy and has existential crises everyday. The voices.. THE VOI
3. Astyanax! His first child! Very cute an oh no
This. All of this. I am still cracking up at 'MICO's sister'. Oh my Gods yes.
I don't have existential crises every day. I've been able to limit them to 4 times a week
@telemachus-of-ithaca
it’s neo lol 😔😔
A Hades 2 style bath portrait for Neoptolemus (Pyrrhus), based on @kyleesarthell 's design!
@demigod-jack-hearth
A Hades 2 style bath portrait for Neoptolemus (Pyrrhus), based on @kyleesarthell 's design!
Also there’s Amphinomus!
He was a well behaved one as well, he tried to convince the suitors to not kill Telemachus TWICE and he didn’t bother anyone. Odysseus even told him to leave so he could live. But then Athena tricked him to stay I think and then the irony because Telemachus killed him
love that, in the Odyssey, there's one suitor (Leodes) who very specifically didn’t do anything wrong. he didn’t eat too much food, he didn’t harass the staff, he didn’t plot to kill Telemachus. and when Odysseus starts killing suitors, he begs for mercy because he was always respectful and kind and even tried to stop the other suitors from being like that
and I love that Odysseus was like “you were trying to marry my wife tho” and immediately kills him
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
😇
Imagine a world where the Trojan war didn't happen until decades later
Telemachus is old enough to go fight with his father. He survives Troy.
But instead of Polites being the first to the cyclops it's Telemachus.
😔😔😔😔😔😔
Imagine a world where the Trojan war didn't happen until decades later
Telemachus is old enough to go fight with his father. He survives Troy.
But instead of Polites being the first to the cyclops it's Telemachus.
YOU ALL SUFFER WITH ME.
@odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost @penelope-is-waiting @paris-you-idiot @unhinged-waterlilly @sillypuppetmeister @little-birdie-cass
Imagine a world where the Trojan war didn't happen until decades later
Telemachus is old enough to go fight with his father. He survives Troy.
But instead of Polites being the first to the cyclops it's Telemachus.
We'll Be Fine animatic available now on Patreon!!
You are loved.
Reference here
Someone pls draw this meme with young Zeus and Hera
I heard yes
YOUR ONE OF THEM QUEERS ARENT YOU??
NO
do you like itttt 😇
Publix food
what
just.. eat it before I revoke your eating privileges
Publix food
what
chicken n fry n mac & cheese n bread idk
Publix food
what
IM GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR SKIN
Ruthlessness chat
something something is mercy upon ourselves? yeah he screamed it so loud i heard it from ithaca.
food what else
Publix food
what
i bite ur arm
Ruthlessness chat
something something is mercy upon ourselves? yeah he screamed it so loud i heard it from ithaca.
oh buddy.. nvm
Ruthlessness chat
something something is mercy upon ourselves? yeah he screamed it so loud i heard it from ithaca.
*summons a box of it and throws it at you*
Publix food
what
i love Publix food but I have no idea what anon is saying
Publix food
what