Also If Youre Cool With Pre-established Relationships/dynamics Where We Skip All The Awkwardness Of Starting

also if you’re cool with pre-established relationships/dynamics where we skip all the awkwardness of starting to roleplay with someone new and jump straight to plotting a little and tagging each other in stuff hmu

🌙 ;; ( ??? )

@ofmiisfortunes liked this for a starter. 

  ❝Lil’ lou, where are you going?❞ The tiny black kitten who had been by her feet suddenly took off when a young teenager came into view. Cheerfully he jumps up and down while purring as if he is trying to communicate. ❝Oh, I’m sorry about this…I suppose he just likes you.❞

well what do you know --- another black cat! the appearance of the fellow feline kind of caught atticus off guard, but he’s quick to reciprocate. he kneels down by the excited cat, watching him with hands propped upon bare knees. 

                             eyes shielded by slightly uncomfortable blue                              contacts flick up when the girl suddenly appro-                              aches right after the kitten, shoulders going tense.

❝ o-oh, it’s um...it’s fine, really.

@popokki approached

❝ a---ah!! yer da otha cat!                      u-um, i ain’t trespassin’                            again, i swear!

@mcyormabel​ approached

wow, her sweater was very shiny and distracting....it’s hard for him not to stare...or want to swipe at it.

 HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER SENTENCE STARTERS

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