Yes I Do. You However. Are Not.

yes I do. You however. Are not.

not true I shit talked the government on live TV after we saved the day:)

eyyy another one

@ohyeah-itssamwilson

OH SHIT.

I mean— hello.

*obvious fake smiles*

why the hell did you just walk across the back for no reason

Heh heh heh

@the-capsicle @tony-starkinator @official-wandamaximoff @king-ofwakanda @ohyeah-itssamwilson

fair enough

heyyyyyyyyy Bucko

@ohyeah-itssamwilson

oh my fucking god no holy Jesus god no.

there’s two now.

no. No no no.

first of all, fuck you for that, second of all, I really don’t care if you and Natasha get married THAT’S none of my business, congratulations by the way, and yes. So, actually, we are best friends because we hate the same guy and fought him together.

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@ohyeah-itssamwilson

OH SHIT.

I mean— hello.

*obvious fake smiles*

just don’t flirt with my sister and everything’ll be fine. And you can’t flirt with her now because you’re getting married. So everything works out

eyyy another one

@ohyeah-itssamwilson

OH SHIT.

I mean— hello.

*obvious fake smiles*

oh yeah,

we’re best friends.

eyyy another one

@ohyeah-itssamwilson

OH SHIT.

I mean— hello.

*obvious fake smiles*