Aaahahahhahaha I Love A Big Titty Man

aaahahahhahaha i love a big titty man 

G.E.M.G.D

Are YOU OKAY because I’m not 😭 this this way way to hard

Prompt: weddings make you cry and this one isn’t an exception

Pairing: multiple x gn!reader

TW: uhh angst

“With these eyes, I vow to see and appreciate your hardships and struggles. With this lips, I swear to offer vocal support especially in times where your lips can only produce a cry. With these hands, I promise to guide and support you… With this body, I can really promise to pleasure you regardless of the time,” you both laughed at his last sentence despite the tears that kept falling on to your cheeks.

“And with my heart, I vow to love you through the ups and downs and when you can’t love yourself anymore. I’ll be there to engulf you with mine until you’re ready to love yourself once more.”

You reminisced the vows he said to you that night. On your condo’s balcony where the night sky lit up because of the fireworks. You remembered being happy, being satisfied of the life you two built for yourselves.

You were ready to marry him. Build a family you dreamt of for years. 

But he wasn’t.

He gave you his vows, his promise but you figured he didn’t have the courage and stance because if he did… you should have been the one that was standing there in front of him.

You didn’t want to interrogate him because it was over but your questions kept you up at night. Questions that up until now remained the same:

Why… couldn’t it be you?

Why was it that after 9 years of being together, you had to be desperate for a marriage you were never going to get yet here he stood… marrying someone he’s been with for two years.

Your eyes and his met, mirroring the same teary expression. But you both know it was for two different reasons.

You guessed you should leave now. You’ve successfully watched your ex live his dream happily while you were still a mess.

You left after greeting the newlyweds. Your head continued to look down so you didn’t notice someone who purposefully bumped himself into you. But you couldn’t be bothered… especially now that your heart still breaks upon the love of your life’s mere mention of your name. 

Iwaizumi, Ushijima, DAISHOU, Sakusa, Osamu, Suna, Meian, Futakuchi

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Orgasam

3 am Crying in the bath reading smut because it's the only way I can feel happy

My heart can’t take it but my heart wants more

The Cupid Project

Summary | You’re a single mom with one very talkative and intrusive daughter. She will not sleep until she meddeled her way into getting you a husband. Her newest target? Her kindergarten teacher- Eren Jaeger

Wordcount | 12K (I’m so sorry omg)

Pairing | Eren x Reader

Notes | DILF vibes Eren, Cabin Eren, MILF reader hehe, language, anxiety, absentee father, Modern AU, THIS IS A LONG ONE, SO MUCH PINING, literally as slow burn as a oneshot can be, SFW, so much fluff, making out, mentions of one night stands

The 21st century is a lawless land when it comes to dating. Most people use dating apps. They spend hours sifting through their best photos from over the years- then they spend another hour trying to sell themselves in a tiny little 500 character limited bio. Some people go the organic way choosing to pry on singles at a bar, cafe, or even the watercooler at their office. If you’re old-school you may turn to the personal ads in the newspaper. There may be some hidden gems amongst the serial killers who still post in the newspaper. Seriously though. Newspaper dating ads? Redflag. 

There are tons of options out there! But the most unusual you may wonder? Getting your five-year-old daughter to set you up.

Keep reading

I swear near the end I was thinking about the soup 😭😭 but the sex was top tier so fu k that soup 🧍🏾‍♀️

𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐅𝐄 - 𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎

nanami's shy wife walkin' around in nothing but her short, silky velvet gown, making the male go buck wild.

cw - nipple play, slight overstimulation (if you squint lmao), slapping, breeding, light choking, tummy bulge, nanami's very touchy, boob marking, reader is crying from pleasure, praising, light degrading.

© 2022 slutachi, do not plagiarize my work

nanami groaned as he walked inside his cozy house, worn out from today's adventure, he loosen his tie and kicked off his shoes by the door and proceeded to follow the aroma of soup in the kitchen. nanami's figure leaned against the door frame as he took in your body features. the pink, silk gown he bought for you as an anniversary gift last year, hugging your curves. your nipples protruding through the thin fabric, skin just as glowin' as the light bounced off your dark skin hydrated in cocoa shea butter. your medium length butterfly locs in a high ponytail.

"cookin' my favorite, hm?" you gasped at the sudden voice and smiled when you felt a strong pair of arms wrapped around your torso.

"hello, my love. i'm sorry, i didn't mean to startle you. how was your day?" the taller man asked as he planted kisses on your neck. you hummed and relaxed as he touches your tummy.

"its been pretty good. i got some things done around here. you look pretty tired, nami. i'm gonna run you a nice bath while the food's cooking. it'll be done by the time you get out." nanami smiled as you broke his grip on you. he loves that you do so much for him, practically everyday. washing his clothes, cooking, house chores, body massages, all of that, he's forever grateful for it. you're his beautiful, sweet wife. he feels like you work too hard to impress him, when the only thing he appreciates is loyalty and trust.

he followed you to your shared bedroom and into the big bathroom. you bent down to reach for the epsom salt in the cabinets and his eyes began gawking at your tits as they jiggle while you're moving items out the way. your gown slightly rising, making nanami try his hardest to not bend you over the sink and take you right there. his mind began to wonder on the many positions he wants to put you in and he keeps hearing a faded out voice in the background.

"namiii, nanami kento!" you gently smacked his chest. he blinked himself out of his trance and looked down at you holding a bag of bath salt. "we ran out of your favorite so i have this one, it smells like sweet petals." you rambled on happily as you began running the water and pouring a good amount into the warm water. he happily sighed as he leaned against the counter, thinking about how you make him so so happy with life. even at work, he gushes to his colleagues about how amazing you are and that keeps his day going. he can go on and on about you and will never get tired.

"thank you for the bath, baby. you're the sweetest doll ever, you know." he kissed your cheek and grabbed your ass making you gasped. he chuckled and began stripping slowly in front of you. he looked directly in your eyes as he tossed his shirt to the side and began toying with the belt buckle. you shifted around not knowing what to do so you walked towards the door until he stopped you.

"where're you goin'? i didn't get finish undressing, baby." he knew what he did effected you. the direct eye contact, the prominent bulge in this tight work slacks, the touching, had you going crazy at once.

"i have to go check on the soup, i'll be right back." you rushed out without looking back. nanami knew you weren't coming back, you looked like you've seen a ghost by the way you were staring at him, all flushed and embarrassed because nami had you in such a steamy situation.

you managed to quietly sneak back into the room while he's still in the tub. you laid down on the plush bed and began fantasizing about your husband. his chiseled body against yours, his deep, throaty moans and praises and you suck him off. everything about him is so attractive and it makes you feel hot inside. even the littlest things turns you on.

"i thought you were coming back?" the man looked at you with water trailing down his chest. "i... wanted to see what's on the tv." you grabbed the remote to turn it on and he chuckled before mumbling 'bullshit lie.' as he dried himself off. your eyes began to wander and it landed on his back. all the marks you leave on there stays for a while, then it heals. he looked at you through the mirror and smirked.

"baby, you look so good tonight. especially in the gown i bought you, its driving me crazy how you manage to make everything you wear look so fuckin' sexy." he trailed up towards your legs to your lips and planted a kiss on them. "do you know what you're doing to me, hm? i bet you do, always walking around here in skimpy clothes showing off your tits and ass like a slut." you whimpered as he pinched your nipple while the other hand kneads the other.

"wanna be my good girl, doll?" you shook your head, looking at him with glossy eyes. "get on your knees, baby. ease some of daddy's tension." you kneeled on the floor and unwrapped the towel from his waist, his cock sprang hitting his stomach. you took it in your hand and slowly pumped it, precum oozing from his enraged tip. he tilted his head back and hummed feeling your hand wrapped around his dick.

"fuckin' suck it, don't test me any further." you wrapped your mouth around the tip and soon your mouth engulfed his entire cock. his hips bucked into your face and you began picking up the pace. nanami is pretty big, so yes, your jaw hurts but this is all for him and plus, you enjoy it so much. "mmm fuck yea, you're doing so well, baby. just like that." you bobbed your head at a faster pace, you gagged here and there and that boosts nanami's cockiness. "i'm that big huh? that y-you're gagging around me, fuckin slut." he slapped your face and laughed at your pathetic whimpering.

"eyes up here." he snapped his fingers and you looked at him with teary eyes. he felt himself twitching in your mouth so he stopped your actions and made you stand up. "take off your gown and let me see every piece of you." you let the straps of your gown fall off your shoulders, breasts exposed along with your clothed pussy, wearing his favorite lace red thong. he pulled you towards him and ripped the fabric off.

he patted the bed and you laid on your back and his fingers traced your body. gripping your love handles, sucking on your tits until its covered in bruises. "'m gonna fuckin' ruin you."

he got in between your legs and held his cock at your entrance, ramming in you. you didn't get time to process what happened as he pulled himself out of you and smacking your swollen bud with his cock. "you want it bad, don't you? so desperate for cock that you have to slut yourself out? how pathetic." he said before ramming back in you again. your mouth hung open as his hand wrapped around your throat, grunting in your ear and whispering how you take his cock so well. your hands unclench the bed sheets and made its way to his back.

"go ahead, baby. scratch me up so i can show my friends how good i make my wife feels." his thrust speed became inhuman at this point. your eyes barely focusing on your surroundings, nanami asking you questions but you're too out of it to answer. your nails dug into his back, making him wince but that encourages him to keep it up.

"do i have to slow down for you to answer me? am i fucking you too hard? he repeatedly slapped your face waiting for an answer. "i said do you see me poking through your stomach?" he pressed down on the bulge in your stomach, making you scream out. he laughed at your fucked out state, your hair in stuck to your face, drool dripping down your chin, tears streaming down your face. he took in the beautiful sight, it could make him cum at this given moment.

"so fuckin' beautiful when you're like this. all worn out for my eyes only." he watches your tits bounce at every hard thrust he makes and goes out to pinch one of your nipple.

"i can feel you clenching around me. are you gonna cum so soon?" he practically taunted. he rubbed your clit in fast, circular motions, looking at your body shake from the overwhelming pleasure. "o-oh daddy, please please!" you shrieked out grabbing his biceps.

"cum for me, baby. cum around me like the cockslut you are." nanami felt himself getting close too so his thrusts became sloppier. "'m gonna cum, baby. gonna cum in your sloppy cunt and make you a pretty mommy. be all pretty and swollen with my baby." he knew his way with words because you could've sworn you felt your body twitch uncontrollably as you came. he stayed in you while your cunt is milking him, he planted kisses on your lips and forehead. he then slowly pulled out and laid beside you, pulling the covers on you.

"you did so good, baby. always." he pulled you close to him and started kissing your back. "so so beautiful, i love you a lot." your eyes fluttered as you felt a wave of heavy drowsiness take over. he sat up to see that you're trying to fight your sleep.

"go to sleep, baby. 'm gonna stay right here for the rest of the night, okay? and i'll take care of you tomorrow since i have an off day." you finally drifted to sleep and he turned off the lamp. "goodnight pretty doll." he whispered before fall asleep along with you.

first smut on this page hello??? (they asses said fuck that soup LMFAOO) i hope y'all enjoyed this as much as i enjoyed writing it. if this has any typos or grammar errors i apologize, writing on a mac when it corrects everything is maddd annoying. hope everybody stays safe and healthy <33

-indigo