I Said Whoever Decided It Was A Good Idea To Kill Off Lancelot Your Moms A Hoe

i said whoever decided it was a good idea to kill off lancelot your moms a hoe

reggie: not to use some popsicle psychology-

alex: popsicle psychology??

reggie: ya it’s pop psychology for short

alex: ....

Julie: why is Luke crying

Alex: he took a what “member of Julie and the Phantoms are you” quiz...

Reggie: and he got me

Luke: *sobbing* I’m not worthy

Adding on to this: Ben taught Klaus basic Korean, and he did the exact same thing. He would pull like “annyeonghaseyo Benarino.” and Ben would seeth

headcanon: while growing up Diego taught Klaus basic Spanish so that they could talk without the others knowing what they were saying. But now as they’ve grown up, Klaus has used it in the most painfully white way in order to annoy Diego (e.g. “I’d like my regular suite, por favor!”)

Caleb: Let me get this straight-

Reggie: More let me run this bi you

Luke: Let's pan this out

Alex: I'm gay

"my child is fine"

Your child literally reads smut with a straight face while eating breakfast like it's the morning paper.