"my Child Is Fine"

"my child is fine"

Your child literally reads smut with a straight face while eating breakfast like it's the morning paper.

Reggie: Guys I wonder if I can hear my heart beat with this microphone

Alex: That’s not how it wo-

Reggie holding the microphone to his chest: *plays the intro to Sweater Weather*

Luke: That’s my boy!!

WHY

their giggle I can’t

i said whoever decided it was a good idea to kill off lancelot your moms a hoe

Reggie: I’ll get a cheeseburger, no strawberries.

McDonald’s employee: Strawberries?

Reggie: No, thank you.

Adding on to this: Ben taught Klaus basic Korean, and he did the exact same thing. He would pull like “annyeonghaseyo Benarino.” and Ben would seeth

headcanon: while growing up Diego taught Klaus basic Spanish so that they could talk without the others knowing what they were saying. But now as they’ve grown up, Klaus has used it in the most painfully white way in order to annoy Diego (e.g. “I’d like my regular suite, por favor!”)