Two In Fact CAN Play At That Game.

Two in fact CAN play at that game.

You stayed up at the same time talking to me in Italy and Sweden. Two separate occasions. 🫵

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?

Ah yes my favorite line.

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

I love the spork too. You know what I love more though?

Playing Sky with you. So many wonderful memories. One of my favorites includes the first time you took me through Eden telling me nothing and listening to be sob over the phone.

Another one includes this one.

To Sawyer's beloved moots, this is the Water Trial in Sky. And the little figure is dear Sawyer. The sweet summer child has just gotten his wisdom teeth out and then insisted on playing Sky while still loopy. It went a little something like this.

S: "I'm stuck :("

P: "Do you want me to help you?"

S: "I'm so smooooooool :((("

P: "yeah that's why you're stuck, come on grab my hand"

S: "Nooooooooo I can do it." *Does the pouting emote in Sky then proceeds to fall in the water several more times*

P: "alright that's it. Come on" *Puts my hand out and they grab it*

S: "Thank you Puuuuuuun :D"

And I proceed to drag both of us through the water trial laughing my ass off the whole time.

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?

This was baby's first Tumblr joke

I remember when you were so so sleep deprived and sick and you texted me at like 1 am (we were both in high school) saying "I AM THE ENERGIZER BUNNY" "Mawwy me Webecca!" And then I didn't hear from you until like 7 pm the next day.

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?