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Found my good colored pencils and had to do a quick Aria drawing

I know I rarely post sketches but this is one of the cutest things I've ever drawn. Hammer with Beetle!

The results are in! The website will wait!

And y'all 🥹 seriously thank you. Knowing you have my back means the world. Much love! Will try and make some progress after things slow down!

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

I know I've been on hiatus. Classes and backlog is kicking my ass but I'm still going. I'm working on portraits for the website currently, if you wanna see the sketches of those, please lmk

Reblog if this sight on your blog makes you smile and you would like your followers to talk to you more. 

Also just remembered when you came to visit and met a mutual of ours who could be your doppelganger and summoned Zeus.

Like clear, sunny day, no chance of rain. The instant these two met clouds started swirling above and a violent storm broke out.

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?

Ah yes my favorite line.

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?

I love the spork too. You know what I love more though?

Playing Sky with you. So many wonderful memories. One of my favorites includes the first time you took me through Eden telling me nothing and listening to be sob over the phone.

Another one includes this one.

To Sawyer's beloved moots, this is the Water Trial in Sky. And the little figure is dear Sawyer. The sweet summer child has just gotten his wisdom teeth out and then insisted on playing Sky while still loopy. It went a little something like this.

S: "I'm stuck :("

P: "Do you want me to help you?"

S: "I'm so smooooooool :((("

P: "yeah that's why you're stuck, come on grab my hand"

S: "Nooooooooo I can do it." *Does the pouting emote in Sky then proceeds to fall in the water several more times*

P: "alright that's it. Come on" *Puts my hand out and they grab it*

S: "Thank you Puuuuuuun :D"

And I proceed to drag both of us through the water trial laughing my ass off the whole time.

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?

Speaking of that list (I am so bored in online class for real)

You have a plastic spork from my high school framed in your room.

Go on, take a picture for the beloved moots before I find mine

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?

I accidentally deleted the ask, but anon basically said “do you have any more florist anecdotes?” And YOU BET I DO!!

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So one day this girl walks in, wet rag to her face, and rushes over to me, phone in hand. “HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS….eey-low veer-uh plant??”

I had. As we’re headed to the succulents, the story comes out. She’s heard that aloe vera is good for soothing pain and….she leans close, super embarrassed, and whispers that she just went and got her mustache waxed off, and….she shows me her lip. Huge, swollen, little red bumps. She’s tried to cover it with makeup, and that’s made it worse. She’s getting teary, because she’s scared, but she’s lucky because she’s talking to me!!

We talk about a lot of stuff, skin care, hair removal, I won’t bore y’all since it’s not flowers, but I was able to give her some advice on it, and I’m thinking “okay she might not need a plant, but whatever” but she’s DETERMINED TO COMPLETE HER MISSION.

We get to the succulents, and I give her my whole aloe vera spiel (I love these plants!! My mom has a huge one that’s almost 25 years old!!) and the girl nods very very seriously, and buys one.

Before she leaves, she comes over to me, dead ass serious and informs me that this plant is her “super buddy” now, and she’s named him Ralph.

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In my previous post I mentioned a nervous husband with his wife on their first Valentine’s Day. Here’s that story:

So the guy, for a mental image: mid-30s black man, very well dressed in a nice work suit, leather laptop bag. Normally I’m MILDLY wary of v well dressed men, because a lot of them are uh…Difficult.

This wasn’t one of them! He was super nervous, looking through all the mason jar arrangements Very Seriously. He looked super focused and was having trouble picking through them, so I went over to help.

This nice man has four ladies to get flowers for. His wife, and their three daughters. He wanted to get mason jars for the girls (all under ten) and he was hoping to find them in their favorite colors.

I realized what he was doing, which was trying to find jars with predominantly pink, red, and purple themes. And since it wasn’t super busy, I just smiled and told him we could rearrange the jars in the color themes.

He was so BLOWN AWAY. I think he wanted to cry when I busted out the ribbons and made big bows for each jar! (Appropriately colored!!) (also while I was scavenging for flowers, he whipped out his phone and showed me some of their pictures. They’re so cute!! These girls are his princesses, for sure.)

So now His Wife. We were already on a roll, so once his jars were ready we started patrolling for The Perfect Bouquet. And as it happens once you start talking about personal stuff, his story came out!

So the girls are from Wife’s previous marriage. He married her last year, and he really wants to show them that he Really Loves Them. Like, these girls are His GIRLS. His phone still has their entire wedding album!! He shows me her bouquet, and he wants to get flowers that are like the bouquet, but MORE.

So we have the choices down to three big bouquets. He legit stands there for a solid FORTY FIVE MINUTES, just comparing and thinking about it. (I left him to it, obv.)

He then comes up, very serious, and asks what it would cost to combine the two bouquets he’s picked. He’s also picked out a vase and a card, and some chocolate.

I quoted the price (Not Cheap) and he just nods, dead serious, and walks away and pays for it. Like up front. And I’m like, well shit, this needs to be the most amazing thing I’ve done. So I clear the counter, because this is a man on a mission, and we put those flowers together into a MASTERPIECE.

It’s hard to explain size, but these flowers were big enough to hide behind!! I got him a nice box and we carefully packaged this sucker for safe transport in his tiny sports car (the jars for his girls all fit in the drink holders, which was hilarious for reasons I can’t explain. Also hilarious is that he had to manually take the top off of the convertible to fit the flowers and was totally willing to drive home IN THE COLD with it down if he had to, luckily he didn’t)

I sent him on His Odyssey. He was SO HAPPY, and I was so happy because I love good experiences that have triple digit sales, and he was so patient and nice!! Love is real.

(He came back with his friends about three hours later, and they got nice flowers as well! They were all calling me Miss Hexalene by the end, and their good moods infected every other customer in the store, which is the best infection we get in flu season)

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One of my favorite customers is this nice old lesbian who comes in and has one of our potted orchids in hand, big smirk on her face.

“My wife hates roses, so I’m getting her thi—“ she breaks off and her eyes go HUGE.

So she’s carrying this normal orchid, about a foot and a half tall, purple, v cute. She has just spotted our cymbidium orchids behind me, which GOOGLE THESE PUPPIES!! Ours came in, they’re THREE FEET TALL without the pot. Half of the plant is bloomed into these big beautiful brown/orange flowers, and the other half is still growing. They’re massive and I love them.

So this old lesbian (she’s about 60, cute boycut with all white hair, nice mom jeans and one of those balloony pico shirts) very deliberately sets her Lesser Orchid down, and points to the cymbidium orchids. “THAT. I need that.”

She’s got the absolute best shit-eating grin on her face, btw. She can’t stop laughing. She’s even crying with laughter a bit and while we’re strapping These Beasts (SHE BOUGHT FOUR OF THEM??) into her truck, she tells me about how her wife hates roses because she got a thorn tip stuck in her hand permanently as a kid. So every Valentine’s Day she goes on a hunt for the weirdest flower/most out of season flower she can find. These orchids are the best find she’s had since the 80s, when she brought home a massive Silver Vase Plant that’s still alive 30 years later.

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So I’m gonna stop with these three before I obliterate everyone’s dashes!! 8) thank you for the ask!!

I’m so normal about dnd. It’s so normal to have a full dissection of my character’s psychology and motivations ready to go at any moment

This was baby's first Tumblr joke

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You know I have way more right? I made a list on the flight

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?

Aria-core

Bard: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but these words will do psychic damage!

Gottem 😎

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?

Funny you mention that.

The first two pictures you sent of yourself to me were compared to Matchsticks and John Egbert. And don't forget who DRAGGED ME INTO IT SAWYER

P.S. I found the screenshot of the Energizer bunny

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?

Two in fact CAN play at that game.

You stayed up at the same time talking to me in Italy and Sweden. Two separate occasions. 🫵

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?

I remember when you were so so sleep deprived and sick and you texted me at like 1 am (we were both in high school) saying "I AM THE ENERGIZER BUNNY" "Mawwy me Webecca!" And then I didn't hear from you until like 7 pm the next day.

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?

The STORIES I could tell

Hi beloved moots

I’m trying to do an ongoing bit called Sawyer vs. His Mutuals where we say funny shit and make a fool of me

Anyone wanna bite?

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

Btw much as I love to make fun of twitter and reddit's business decisions, I have 0% trust in tumblr's management to not go a similar route so this is your gentle reminder that you should regularly go to your blog settings to export your blog. That's a fancy way of saying you can download a backup of your blog so if everything goes down you'll still have a backup of your posts & convos.