Who Suits You Best

Who Suits You Best

Imagine pocket-sized you sitting on top of a marshmallow throne with a yellow paper crown on your head. You’re a princess for the day, and suitors Jimin and Hoseok have come to win your hand in marriage and become your knight in shining armor. Hoseok dazzles you with his amazing dancing skills and Jimin charms you with his serenade of your favorite song. You claim that you still have no idea who you’d prefer. You cross your legs and look at the dirt under your nails, acting unimpressed while on the inside, you’re squealing.

In the last round, they’ve decided to settle this on a joust. Hoseok takes an umbrella and Jimin grabs the mop. They stand on opposite ends of the living room and point their “jousting lances” at each other, ready to charge. You put your hands to hide your face but still make a gap between your fingers to see the results.

Jimin and Hoseok roars as they charge at each other with quick footsteps and the one who gets lightly poked in the stomach is the elder of the two. Hoseok falls to the floor and clutches his stomach, crying out in fake pain. You jump up from your marshmallow and bound down the pillows on the floor to reach Hoseok. You put your hands to his cheeks and ask if he’s okay.

Jimin protests that he was the one who won, and Hoseok is still moaning in pain, asking for you to kiss him better on the stomach. You blush but you still walk down to his stomach layered with his sweater and give his tummy a little peck, pressing your lips against the wool.

Jimin immediately snatches you up and runs to the room, claiming you to be his now that he’s won and Hoseok has already been given his loser’s consolation prize. Hoseok calls after you, his princess, while he’s still on the floor. You look back but can’t help but laugh at Jimin’s “La la la’s” in your ear that keep you from hearing Hoseok’s call for you.

I imagine Yoongi is the kind of boyfriend who takes the receipt to wait for the food order while you find a table to sit

I imagine Taehyung is the kind of boyfriend who tells you bedtime stories over the phone when you ask for it. He’ll do different voices, I promise

I imagine Jungkook is the kind of boyfriend who takes your legs that’s on his side of his couch and sits down so he can put your legs in his lap

I imagine Jimin is the kind of boyfriend who tackles you, smothers you, and makes you flustered, until he convinces you that he’s cooler than that fictional male character that you’re gushing about

I imagine Jimin is the kind of boyfriend who unintentionally always does some sort of gesture, such as brushing away the hair on your face, before he kisses you