Some Random Dirkjohn Ideas/headcanons, I Realized That I've Never Written Anything Down Despite Having

Some random dirkjohn ideas/headcanons, I realized that I've never written anything down despite having a lot of scenarios I can't really elaborate any further. Mostly fluff.

Dirk finds John's random temper tantrums hilarious and entertaining, but has to reassure him that these rants aren't annoying afterwards. He likes seeing John's genuine sides, even if John himself is ashamed of them.

John likes seeing Dirk in the morning after he actually has a good night's sleep because it's his most natural relaxed state. Dirk is disheveled and groggy, his hair is longer when it's down so it sticks out in every direction, he has marks from the sheets on his skin and his morning voice is deep and raspy and sounds like growling sometimes. There's nothing artificial about him and John likes it the most (plus he appreciates that Dirk trusts him enough to even show him this side.)

Dirk can tell random specific stuff about John, for example, he can tell when he loses or gains weight and creeps him the fuck out with the idea. Dirk is generally very observant, and he can’t stop trying to figure out everything about John. John teases him for it, but in actuality he’s very flustered by such pure interest, he’s never considered himself to be particularly exceptional or worth studying in such detail.

John secretly uses his Breath powers to clean the air in Dirk's house and increase the amount of oxygen in it. Dirk's sleeping patterns improve despite his dramatic complaints that he feels like shit in the morning. John never tells him, but Dirk has his suspicions because sometimes it's too much oxygen and he gets clocked out too fast.

John makes very strong tea or coffee to keep himself awake, and Dirk is wired for the longest time after he tries some of his brews. He jokes that he thought that Jade was the witch and not John with his wicked elixirs.

John doesn't like sweets, but he's not terrible at baking and only lacks practice, which is surprising even to himself. He begrudgingly asks Jane if Dirk has any favorites so he can maybe possibly but not definitely learn how to make some for him. Jane finds it endearing despite having second thoughts about their relationship in general. John and Jane bond over baking, and John even shares some stories about his Dad after years of avoiding the topic. Dirk doesn't have favorites, he likes trying new things, especially sweets he didn't have many chances to try. John ends up not being satisfied with his baking endeavors and asks Jane to not tell Dirk about what happened, despite Jane's best attempts to reassure him that they were fine, maybe not very sweet, but completely fine. She secretly adds some finishing touches and gives the sweets to Dirk anyway. He has no idea and just assumes that Jane is experimenting with flavors and that's why some of the cakes are distinctly more bitter.

John teaches Dirk how to play the piano and some basic music theory he knows, and Dirk shows him music programs, explaining the tools in a way that makes John laugh instead of paying attention. They end up trying to make music together and spend hours just fooling around with silly remixes. John actually gives Dirk some improvised piano samples and is very impressed with what he’s able to do with them, but doesn’t tell him that so it doesn’t get to his head. Their actual project would be a calm song with emphasis on the piano because Dirk doesn't want to overshadow what John has to offer (something like this)

Dirk is a warmer person, he doesn't get cold easily, so he often wears short sleeved shirts and tank tops, but he hates the cold and the snow and never really gets used to it. John's hands are constantly cold, but he doesn't really care about the cold itself and wears oversized long sleeved shirts mostly out of preference. Dirk likes to use the cold as an excuse to hug him for warmth, John half-heartedly complains, but hugs him back anyway, both pretend that they don’t just hug for the sake of it.

Dirk could've just built himself an air conditioner, but it never occurs to John who just abuses his Windy Thing at all times and just uses it when it's too hot and doesn't really mind being cuddled when it's cold. Dirk knows that and sneakily uses it for his benefit. He has an heir conditioner instead.

Someone is gonna lose a finger so fast.

when we get more evidence on the whole "lesley has yellow guy as a replacement for her dead son" theory we should use the song our house by the madness for an animatic.

this is what it feels like right now

tracy is sharing her interests (they are NOT actually playing sburb i just didn’t know what to put on the monitor ;( )