Am I Really Going To Put Michael Afton On My Kin List Is That What Im Really About To Do? Was Sunny/Omori

Am I really going to put Michael Afton on my kin list… is that what I’m really about to do? Was Sunny/Omori not enough for me?

“Can One Punch Man beat-”

Yes. Always. Good lord. I never understand why people can turn this into a big serious discussion. Yes, One Punch Man would beat Thanos. He would beat Luke Skywalker, Superman, every single character from Dragon Ball Z, and every ninja from Naruto. He would beat Thor and Wolverine and the Hulk in a tag team match. 

Because he plays by different rules. One Punch Man is a PARODY character. His skill set is defined by comedy, not power levels or physical strength. One Punch Man not Superman facing off against an ever-more powerful lineup of villains. He’s the Roadrunner against Wil E. Coyote’s ever more convoluted plans. Deadpool is the only other super hero type character who comes close to living in the same realm of parody, but frankly, Deadpool repeatedly getting the crap beat out of him would be funnier than Deadpool winning, so One Punch Man would win that fight too, even if he can’t actually kill Deadpool in one punch. Because parody.

If I see another Youtube video recommended to me like “Could One Punch Man beat-” really, truly, I do not care. 

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

Fuck man I really want a buttered croissant rn. I have a croissant but my mom also likes croissant and I don’t wanna get out of bed. I’m gonna have to fight her for it. A battle to the death!

AGSHDSB I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED WRITING A OMORI FIC ON MY SCHOOL ACCOUNT THAT THE TEACHERS CAN SEE ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!!

I’ve imprinted of aizawa as a father figure SO HARD that sometimes when I’m really tired and emotionally wrecked I think “ maybe I should talk to dad about this?” Then realize that he’s no a real person. Don’t get me wrong I love my irl dad but that man wouldn’t know how to do deal with emotions. I love him but he’s why I’m emotionally constipated. (My mom too. Just because I’m open with her doesn’t mean she’s not at fault) anyway I might get a psych evaluation for my b-day.