I Just Had The Most Orgasmic Cup Of Tea In My Life. And If Thats Not The Most Asexual Thing I Have Ever

I just had the most orgasmic cup of tea in my life. And if that’s not the most asexual thing I have ever said then for shame

It my first time taking melatonin to help me sleep and damn either this shit works fast or I’m a little bitch. I’m so close to knocking tf out. 

I’m like 99% sure that the melatonin I’ve been taking are placebos. Or I’m a god

Fuck man I really want a buttered croissant rn. I have a croissant but my mom also likes croissant and I don’t wanna get out of bed. I’m gonna have to fight her for it. A battle to the death!

“Can One Punch Man beat-”

Yes. Always. Good lord. I never understand why people can turn this into a big serious discussion. Yes, One Punch Man would beat Thanos. He would beat Luke Skywalker, Superman, every single character from Dragon Ball Z, and every ninja from Naruto. He would beat Thor and Wolverine and the Hulk in a tag team match. 

Because he plays by different rules. One Punch Man is a PARODY character. His skill set is defined by comedy, not power levels or physical strength. One Punch Man not Superman facing off against an ever-more powerful lineup of villains. He’s the Roadrunner against Wil E. Coyote’s ever more convoluted plans. Deadpool is the only other super hero type character who comes close to living in the same realm of parody, but frankly, Deadpool repeatedly getting the crap beat out of him would be funnier than Deadpool winning, so One Punch Man would win that fight too, even if he can’t actually kill Deadpool in one punch. Because parody.

If I see another Youtube video recommended to me like “Could One Punch Man beat-” really, truly, I do not care. 

AGSHDSB I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED WRITING A OMORI FIC ON MY SCHOOL ACCOUNT THAT THE TEACHERS CAN SEE ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!!