Fuck Man I Really Want A Buttered Croissant Rn. I Have A Croissant But My Mom Also Likes Croissant And

Fuck man I really want a buttered croissant rn. I have a croissant but my mom also likes croissant and I don’t wanna get out of bed. I’m gonna have to fight her for it. A battle to the death!

THE FEMININE URGE TO DRAW IZUKU IN A DRESS SHIRT LONG BLACK SLACKS AND A WHITE FUR BOA AND BLACK HIGH HEEL BOOTS, SPINNING A CARD IN HIS HAND!!!



For someone so homophobic Stephen king lived to write about men’s 👀 ya know. And a lot of bathroom scenes. Like damn.

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

It my first time taking melatonin to help me sleep and damn either this shit works fast or I’m a little bitch. I’m so close to knocking tf out. 

Am I really going to put Michael Afton on my kin list… is that what I’m really about to do? Was Sunny/Omori not enough for me?