A Real Blorbo Is Someone You Can Both Write A Lengthy And Serious/sad Analysis On Yet Also Constantly

a real blorbo is someone you can both write a lengthy and serious/sad analysis on yet also constantly and i mean constantly make stupid jokes about

me: uhg, i hate clichés

author: they kissed but it didn’t work very well because neither of them could stop smiling

me: HOLY SHIT THEY KISSED BUT IT DIDNT WORK VERY WELL BECAUSE NEIHER OF THEM COULD STOP SMILING

i think the most fun thing a character can be is a hypocrite. i wanna watch them tie themselves (and their principles) into knots rationalizing their behavior, or give up and embrace their hypocrisy. or, ideally, both

I have a theory she hit Myrtle on purpose, even subconsciously. Gatsby’s version of events (and he’s biased) are that she turned away from Myrtle (towards another car? I think?) but then “lost her nerve” and hit Myrtle straight on. And then she just kept driving.

One thing that does kind of stick with me though is. Daisy’s been driving like. Five years at least. Maybe not often but. She had a car when she met jay. I know she probably didn’t drive often but seeing as shes a girl I don’t think her parents would have given her a car/let her keep it if she was a bad driver. If anyone has any input I’d love to hear it

hey so we put your morally grey character in a fandom. yeah half the fanbase makes them into a perfect angel who did nothing wrong and the other half depicts them as a cartoonishly evil villain who hurts people for fun. no we dont know how to explain that people can do bad things for good reasons or good things for bad reasons. sorry man

green light

headcanon that nick has hazel eyes that light up green in the sun