Ooooooh - Current Obsession

don’t make me mcdust your ass

googling hamlet's age out of curiosity only to find myself smack in the middle of a centuries old head canon debate complete with full on essays and intense arguments between scholars and honestly i'm living for it

Me, to myself: Hey Buddy! You love media analysis and you love Hamlet! Can you pretty please analyze a motif in Hamlet for a grade? You love motifs!

That bitch in my brain: NO, ICKY, SCHOOL WORK

NO NO NO A CHOPPILY CUT TOGETHER MONTAGE WHERE IT'S BOTH BUCK AND EDDIE RAMBLING TO THEIR RESPECTIVE GIRLFRIENDS ABOUT THE CHRIS DILEMMA (tm) AND BOTH NATALIA AND MARISOL THINK THIS IS A FIGHT BETWEEN FATHER AND SON SO NATALIA IS SAYING "you're a good friend for worrying so much" AND MARISOL IS SAYING "i wouldn't worry too much eddie you're a great father i'm sure he'll forgive you soon" AND IT'S BUCK SAYING "no no he's mad at me" AND IT'S EDDIE GOING "no he's mad at buck" AND IT'S NATALIA AND MARISOL PROCESSING WHAT CLUSTERFUCK THEY'VE INTEGRATED THEMSELVES INTO AND IT'S NAT SAYING "sorry it just sounded like a fight i had with my dad all the time as a kid" AND IT'S MARISOL GOING "but that's a fight you have with your dad as a kid right?" AND IT'S BUCK GOING "huh. anyway. how did you and your dad make up?" AND IT'S EDDIE GOING "yeah that is a fight you'd have with your dad ?? that's literally what's happening" AND IT'S SEVERAL REALISATIONS STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER