If Aliens Ever Come To This Planet Im Siding With Them. This Specie Took Its Ghetto Too Far When That

If aliens ever come to this planet I’m siding with them. This specie took its ghetto too far when that one guy fapped to rule 34 of Kim Jong Un’s sister

how to describe what I felt when Will asked if Hannibal is in love with him even though Hannibal baby trapped him in the first few episodes of season 1

Her thighs are soft bc you gotta bite em while you’re goin down on her

“I rise from my worst disasters, I turn, I change.”

— Virginia Woolf, The Waves

BLASPHEMY

pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked

Goodnight to all my girlies living their best life being a fictional man’s whore