Must be the season of the rodent
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wait... HOW THE FUCK DID VAGGIE NOT KNOW ANGELS CAN GET HURT BY ANGELIC WEAPONS??? THE GAL GOT HER EYE DISSECTED BY ONE???
also how come charlie didnt notice the fucking golden blood near vaggie when they first met?
I am fucking pissed. I’m talking file a complaint type fucking pissed
tumblr is Iike the smoking area for social media
never stop reminding your girl how much you want her
I listened to AJR’s inertia and daydreamed about the chorus being sung by an immortal detailing the loneliness and loss of her eternal life with the song.
Like she’s dressed in perfectly modern clothes then with the first line “I’m an object in motion” she takes the hand of a man dressed in Victoria clothes and Barbie sparkles transform her clothes into a Victorian ballgown and she and the man start dancing.
When she reaches the “I’ve lost all emotion part” he tosses her into a twirl and when she lands she’s dressed as a ballerina and dancing with other ballerinas.
“My two legs are broken, but look at me dance” she’s in some idk 1950s clothes protesting with a bunch of other girls.
“An object in motion, don’t ask where I’m going” she’s a teacher surrounded by her pupils
All these scenes exist with her being the only similarity in all these eras, then with the “Cause where I am going is right where I am”, the man she danced with, her fellow ballerinas, the women she protested with, and her pupils burst into light and she watches them fade away
My headcanon is that Angel Dust beats his drug habits because every time he tries to sniff some in the hotel Nifty pops out of nowhere and cleans the dust faster than he can make the line
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve simped misogynistic fictional men I’d have 2 nickels
“You lied to me!”
“I did!”
“You poisoned me!”
“I did!”
“You told me you loved me!”
“I do!”
Every once in a while these lines come back to haunt me
One time Rick said “People like cats because you have to earn their love. Morty’s a dog” imagine he’s Rick and you’re Morty whenever you feel like texting him. Have some fucking dignity
I expect no shortage of bastards from the Hannibal fandom
“Everything’s changed since Polites”
“Time for me to be the father I never was”
“I keep on trying to embrace you both why won’t you let me”
“So much has changed but I’m the same— yes I’m the same”
Jorge casually curb stomping my heart
Percy: I am impertinent
Me: You know what impertinent means?
I love how choso is just, the definition of on sight. he sees a bastard who hurt his family? he attacks. said bastard turns out to be his family? he protects. bastard has been hurt by other bastard who’s also family? he attacks.
this man has not a single thought behind his eyes, just a 5’11 beast on pure onii-chan instincts
the crew screaming “Captain” as Poseidon kills them off was actually impactful and had me tearing up until Odysseus’ goofy ass “aLl i gOtTA dO iS OpeN tHis BAG😜”
RACHEL ELIZABETH DARE
initials R.E.D? Because she has red hair. GET IT?!?!!!!!
Love how Walker Scobell played fatherless back to back and did it so well
Mahito fans reminding everyone that he cried like that because it’s his first time feeling fear like that will make his suffering any less of a bop
I’m not happy Veneer went to jail but I can deal with it. But WHY THE FUCK DIDNT CRIMP GET JAIL TIME aiding and abetting snitching ass bitch
odysseus rly said “when u wake up and choose violence, think of me” and i think that was pretty hot of him
Get bent
Get rekt
Get fucked