AHEM I Have Work Tomorrow

AHEM i have work tomorrow…

DIO BRANDO

Looks like a fallen angel and knows it. Sadistic narcissist. He’ll make it clear whenever he thinks you’re ugly and praises you for trying to please him whenever you dress up (whether or not you did it for him. As far as he’s concerned you did it for him because that’s all your life is good for). His stamina is better than his actual bedroom skills. Which is not to say he’s not good at the horizontal tango, he’s just good at it because he can’t stomach the idea of not being good at something. He’ll never admit you’re good in bed. He doesn’t ask for consent before experimenting with kinks and fetishes. Looks down on your hobbies especially if he’s not good at them. Will actively perfect a skill just to show you you’re not that good. He will never be serious with you. How dare you think you deserve him like that.

YOSHIKAGE KIRA

Average handsome. No sex unless it’s on the calendar. Has every manual in the house memorized. Sado masochist. He’ll think about choking you out once in a while but won’t actually do it because he’ll deadass kill you deliberately and probably gets off thinking about how his filthy dick is entering your body. He won’t regret killing you. He can smell when you’re ovulating or on your period. He probably slips you meds to treat your undiagnosed ADHD. Fucks like a man who likes bread.

KARS

You regularly get slapped by his hair flips. You find hair in everything and that’s a you problem. You always have to convince him why he should indulge the sexual needs of a mortal. He will never help around the house. Journals about your emotions like you’re a lab experiment. He has no expressions when he cums.

DIAVOLO

Vinegar Diavolo: takes care of every chore and wears a maid costume apron. Masochist. Likes face sitting. Cries a little when he cums. Abusive ass temper. He would gun whip your pet for peeing on the carpet.

Diavolo: you’re dating him to piss off your parents (is what you tell yourself). Fucks like a rockstar. Regularly thinks about killing you. He’ll do it eventually. Absolute sadist. Will probably hit you for arguing with him, then cry, then love bomb. Gets off on insulting you to the point of tears.

Your honor he’s too bbg for consequences

okay listen okay LISTEN. i know odysseus is a war criminal. and he literally framed and killed one of his allies. but that bitch deserved it soooooooooo

At least I can say I was always a fun of undercut/side shave Izuku fanart

To that one person who wrote the fanfic about AFO being yandere for his brother, I might have judged you too harshly back then. I thought you were a pervert but you were really a prophet. My bad

Tearsmith is bad in a guilty pleasure sort of way. I will never defend this shit. In fact you can catch me sitting with its haters but I did cringe constantly and keep watching like a masochist so…

Oh no… I fear I could take him

What can I say, I like triangles

naps hit different when ur using them to avoid being alive